by Silent One |
Categories:
fun,
There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo.
Finally switched on their video chat,
but he realised he had been a prat.
Slowly lifting her pink frock,
revealed a ginormous ****.
The shock almost gave him a heart attack!
by Robert Candler |
Categories:
angel, beauty, blue, body, cute love, desire, feelings, giggle, girl, hello, hope, humorous, lust, relationship, romance, sexy, song, sweet, together, uplifting, woman,
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
You're just so damn sexy,
That's why I'm hittin' on you.
You don't have to love me,
Some good sex will do.
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
Yes, you turned me on
When I saw you walk in...
The face of an Angel,
A body just made for Sin.
Now, I may be real horny,
But one thing is true:
What would satisfy me, Girl
Would be to satisfy You.
So please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You;
And I hope that you're fallin'
In Lust with me too;
But if not, then please fake it,
Please don't leave me "blue"...
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
by Sajdah Al-Riyami |
Categories:
teen
Will I be horny?
Will he make love to me?
Will I be a prostitute
In the streets?
Sajdah
Sajdah
Whatever you need
It aint free
And sex is a money tree
So Sajdah
Sajdah
(song rythm from the popular song "Que Sera".I really Wanted to send a message to those
girls who are growing up way to fast and are losing there childhood,also forgetting about the
most important life lessons:Education)
by Alozor Michael Ikechukwu |
Categories:
love, lust, me, night, sexy, wind,
Whispering cold night breeze
Blowing out intense feelings
Making me horny.
by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
funny, funny love, inspirational love, life, love hurts, mental illness, political,
horny men
looking for love
in all the wrong places
by Andrew Vassell |
Categories:
passion, romance, woman,
A real woman never leaves
her man hungry or horny, she
know his greed and when it's
time to feed. A real woman
knows her man's sexual thirst
and is there to please him first.
She's there to feed his lust so
he has no reason to break her
trust, she's there to fulfil his
needs and she understand how
to love him from her knees.
A real woman knows to care
and she knows to share.
A real woman knows how to
please with a her erotic tease,
she's get butterfly when his
breath reaches her ear, when
his lips lick the moist of her
kiss or just by the thoughts of
his tongue on her ****. A real
woman understands her man.
Copyright Andrew Vassell 2012
by Paul Curtis |
Categories:
funny, love,
I don’t have a favourite;
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum
I love tarty Marti
And svelter Delta
Sloppy Poppy
And vulgar Olga
I love baddy Maddie
And angrier Andrea
Clean Jean
And fairer Farah
I love scorer Pandora
And messy Bessie
Gaudy Maudie
And sassie Cassie
I love a damp vamp
To tell the truth
Or Horny Dawny
And uncouth Ruth
by Duncan Mitchell |
Categories:
absence, humorous, lost love, truth,
Bad poetry is what one gets
when horny people don't have sex
so if this rhyme seems juvenile
give me a break, it's been a while
by Clay Robbins |
Categories:
satire,
There is the sweet sound of birds that sing
And then, there is the annoying cacophony
of horns, HON- keen!
The erratic incessant chirp and beep
of cars remotely locked
Makes for an eclectic electric symphony
Where birds are mocked
Can a Horny Yellow Wrangler
find a lonsome dove?
There is sadness
in the single Bronco
that knows no love
Oh, this is just all too *****
Another horn
Is sounding near...
In the woods, in the lot.
by Jeff Kantor |
Categories:
summer, sun,
Smiling sun bring your joy upon my eye
Brilliant bright rays gather all I will try
Body brown absorb precious vitamin D
Body beautiful brown, No eyes on me
Summer sand reflect your potent glory
Beach babes walking make me oh so horny
Soft sand hot underfoot quickens their gait
Wading water waiting they cannot wait
Body burnt I care not my eyes are full
My magnetism amiss girls it won’t pull
Red raw blisters come, too much midday sun
Time to turn me over, too late I’m done
Girls gone skin sore, at the Doctor surgery
Love light no more cancer emergency.
by Pat Adams |
Categories:
humor, life, loneliness, lust, wife,
He was known as the love poem generator
His poems it was said could not be greater
He cranked out at least a dozen at a time
They quickly swooned at his love words of rhyme
Soon he started missing subtle clues from his wife
Like, I've never been so horny in all of my life
He'd shout out, I'll be there in a minute dear
Just got a couple of more lines to write here
One day she yelled back, don't worry, that's okay,
The Plumber and I need time to finish anyway!
by Katee Troland |
Categories:
fun, funny love,
I'm staring at his acne filled face
wanting to sucker punch the creator of photo shop in the face
blah blah blah
the aarognant man boy goes on
and im sitting here thinking such a waste of pink thong
had image of champagne shower
a man with six Pac
conversation that last for hours
but that aint the picture life painted
oh well im horny
we can get acquainted
ill dip on him
like fat man with bag chips
he can eat it
and after ill take his wallet
never goin on match.com again
if you want to find a lover
make sure he is a friend.
by Jean Marble |
Categories:
love
So fragile
are conterfeit scrolls
coiled
upon libertine tongues
and yet
I've entertained
so many ardent phantoms
my lips
have become a pretty chandelier
on which love-lovers
hang the condensation
breathed in the heat
of ankle-deep desire
to own a piece of my naivety.
If I breathed away
these frozen beads of horny promises
would I find the strength to endure
the empty ache
of having longed for the warmth
of new springs
that never blossomed?
Would you kiss away the stagnant melt
or freeze my heart
behind my lips once more?
by Jeff Kantor |
Categories:
beach, cancer, sun, sunshine,
Smiling sun bring your joy upon my eye
Brilliant bright rays gather all I will try
Body brown absorb precious vitamin D
Body beautiful brown No eyes on me
Summer sand reflect your potent glory
Beach babes walking make me oh so horny
Soft sand hot underfoot quickens their gait
Wading water waiting they cannot wait
Body burnt I care not my eyes are full
My magnetism amiss girls it won’t pull
Red raw blisters come, too much midday sun
Time to turn me over, too late I’m done
Girls gone skin sore, at the Doctor surgery
Love light no more cancer emergency.
by John Scott |
Categories:
riddle,
Facebook, my wall, not at all
Mini Digger hire £75, same day delivery in the Midlands
Join couples dating agency, meet new friends
Buy Horny Goat Weed to spice up your love life and avoid erectile disfunction
Which affects two out of four men, which is half of all
Facebook, my wall, not at all
Ah, a red light, I have a message, maybe from a friend
Mini digger hire, £75, same day delivery in the Midlands
by Shane Solomon |
Categories:
lost loveme, love, me,
I was in love with love
But it forsaked me
Made me lonely when i requested its presence
Made me horny at the night
Talked about me to philosophers who labled me fool
Stole my appetite
Skipped my heart a beat
Why won't love return my call?
Maybe she's busy loving someone else
by Chinedum Ekwobi |
Categories:
celebrity, character, love, people,
All were ready for the journey,
With us a funny attorney!
Each time he spoke dropped the funny
Like comedians out for money.
"No beauty is spared the horny"
"Life of knotted ties less thorny,
When from lips proceeds The Corny".
An easy-going Attorney!
Guess I could what he was doing:
For more peace among men suing.
I was to learn his name: Sunny
Who'd in Music worked for Sony...
To him I gave the name Bunny
And pledged to call when it's sunny.
by Kai Michael Neumann |
Categories:
love,
Jane set out for an intimate night
Shed her clothes in a mud wrestling fight
Naked with horny tattoo
She overcame a taboo
Innocence lost in dirty delight
by Allie Taylor |
Categories:
childhood, family, philosophy, people, people,
Were we naive or were we smart?
Were we overprotective or just safe?
Were we in love or horny?
These questions are asked by the “grown ups”,
the “hags”,
the “just-out-to-ruin-your-lives”,
the people who cared the most for us.
The people who don’t want us making the same mistakes they did.
by Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allegory, allusion, appreciation, funny, humorous, irony, metaphor,
Silence is not the finale of the conversation,
glowworm is bush lux,
chicken is not made of egg,
the desire comes from the vision
at least for the male...
Horny always comes from the word,
not always from the body.
Theo cat is a tame feline
dog is homegrown wolf...
Passion can kill lives,
the pig's nose is electrical outlet,
love, overcomes death...
The dark, has light obscurity,
turtle has its own world,
the shadow is a secret,
roots have green blood,
the toucan doesn't have
mouth, but beak...
The woodpecker without
stick wood not prick,
poet doesn't write nonsense,
he just amuses... !
by Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allusion, appreciation, cute love, extended metaphor, perspective,
Sip the love horny
exhaust yourself with pleasure,
rest, and love again...
by Marion Smith |
Categories:
funny,
How often to have sex
I will settle for once a day
I’d rather have it more often
Cause you know I love to play.
You say Mondays and Fridays
There must be some kind of hitch
Because as you have told me
I am a horny little witch.
I like it in the morning
I like it around noon
I like it in the evening
Hey, let’s do it under the moon.
Why are the lights on
You like it in the dark
I like it nice and bright
Then I can see you hit the mark.
As long as it’s with you, Curt
I’ll take what I can get
Because what you give to me
I will never ever forget.
by Jared Pickett |
Categories:
life, song-lyriclost, lost,
Is that your man, posted at the bar?
Dressed to impress,
gifted with his "game",
drunk driving in your car?
Is that your man, the rap star?
Drunk women clinging to every word.
Is this your man, playing around?
He should be home with you!
Instead, a horny hound,
sound with his "game".
Is that your man?
playing you for a fool?
Is that your man, avoiding you?
Showing you no love?
Cheating on you ,
disrespecting you,
pumpin' love with no glove.
Is that your man?
Your man lost his girl.
mixed Caucasian with Latin.
vanilla creme and caramel swirl.
Dressed in satin,
your man has lost his girl!!!
Jared Pickett
9/22/09
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by A Yorkshire Poet |
Categories:
adventure, confusion, crazy, destiny, journey, life, love,
What is truth?
What is it?
The skill to conceal or deflect a lie?
The word of someone else’s time?
The judgement of one’s own mind?
What is faith?
What is it?
The dogmatic following of ‘the’ guidelines?
The sense of not being guilty for a crime?
The judgement of ‘the’ divine mind?
What is love?
What is it?
The commitment of your heart’s time?
The infatuation for beguiling eyes?
The joy of living in someone’s mind?
What is life?
What is it?
A miracle of space and time?
A result of a fumble between two heightened, horny minds?
A journey for working out how to die?
by Allan Terry |
Categories:
music,
someone took my ghetto sushi
mi chore daysay real who-chi-choo-chi
dim dang do she give ah roux-chay
she won dat he-mi do she pochie
let me tell you a story
bout ghetto sushi
she real pretty lady
she who-chi chockie
she sing song
oh let me be lew'd she
grind bump and dance
she real who-chi coutie
(who dat?)
mi ghetto sushi
mi ghetto sushi
she love dah men
you chore for dolla
she bump-neaf dim
she kiss and folla
she so vailable
she chore for dolla
(who?)
mi ghetto sushi!
mi ghetto sushi!
she say
" oh mi so horny
oh mi so hornie
mi love you longthyme"