How often to have sex I will settle for once a day I’d rather have it more often Cause you know I love to play. You say Mondays and Fridays There must be some kind of hitch Because as you have told me I am a horny little witch. I like it in the morning I like it around noon I like it in the evening Hey, let’s do it under the moon. Why are the lights on You like it in the dark I like it nice and bright Then I can see you hit the mark. As long as it’s with you, Curt I’ll take what I can get Because what you give to me I will never ever forget.