First Date
I'm staring at his acne filled face
wanting to sucker punch the creator of photo shop in the face
blah blah blah
the aarognant man boy goes on
and im sitting here thinking such a waste of pink thong
had image of champagne shower
a man with six Pac
conversation that last for hours
but that aint the picture life painted
oh well im horny
we can get acquainted
ill dip on him
like fat man with bag chips
he can eat it
and after ill take his wallet
never goin on match.com again
if you want to find a lover
make sure he is a friend.
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