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by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,

Would You Still Love Me If

Would you still love me if I killed your leg?
If I cut it off and baked it, would you still love me?
If I served it to you, and you got mad cow, would you still love me?
Would you still love me if I went after your other leg?

Written  12-17-2018        Contest: Would  you still love me
                      Sponsor:  Edward Ibeh

by Gary Radice |
Categories: birth, child, death, emotions, feelings, heartbreak, hurt, in memoriam, sad,


there's a little dog that's laughing
at a cow jumping the moon
and a cat playing a fiddle
on the wall of a bright room
where a mobile's hanging silent
waiting patiently to turn
like the pages on the bookshelf
that proclaim it's fun to learn
and there's a bible on a small crib 
with its cross depicting love
for a child born sadly sleeping
into arms of those above.

by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humor,

Stay, Doctor Fauci, Stay

Oh, don’t abandon us now!
We so love your masked fear.
Tell us, Dr Fauci, my dear.

What shall I do, Holy Cow?
Should I check my cat’s rear?
Is there Omicron in my ale or beer?

I fret over eating meat from a sow!
Shall I go check my skin in a mirror?
We need you, who makes thing, clearer!

We might have to go to work?
Oh, no, a fate worse than death!
To smell real human breath?

Of boosters and lockdowns we cheer!
Of Meta and Twitter we merrily sing.
The COVID national anthem is our thing!


by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: grandson, memory, moon,

Miracle of a Moon Rock

miracle of a moon rock
in a glass case
somewhere on earth

ordinary in 2019
as my grandson shrugs

i marvel as i wait
in 1969
at the age of eight
for Armstrong’s footfall
on Tranquility Base

before that time
since creation
the man in the moon
just smiled

and the cow laughed
and the moon was rumored
to be made of cheese

mankind took a bite out if it
and now only glass
stands between me and the moon
if i could only touch it

nowadays we love
our grands
to the moon and back
and we target Mars


by Skat A |
Categories: abuse, death, evil, lost love, pain, sad, sorrow, suicide,

Devil's Hidden Ranch


Coyote howl, dogs growl
Gunshots, dead cow
Red barn left unlock
Horseshoe upon death's door
Tequila in a cup
Salt of cocaine, shadows of insanity
Guitar string, sad song
Bandit near the door, wife on the floor
Yelling out her name, he's gone insane
Loaded gun, life is done
Far and near ending his intoxicating fear
The road under the sun
A coward in his path
Responding to the Devil's wrath

In a Hidden Ranch in Mexico!!!!!!
:)   SKAT

by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: food, candy,

Reese's Pieces

Reese’s Pieces was ET’s only choice
And it’s loved by many children as well
And it was that candy that gave him voice
For Reese’s Pieces I’ll ring that cow bell

Reese’s peanut butter has its own taste
And Reese’s Pieces are easy to hold
And Hershey’s candies are never a waste
Instead of M & Ms Pieces are bold

Reese’s made the cups first pieces later
If its Reese’s it is peanut butter
We love it even the candy hater
Reese’s Pieces takes you from the gutter

If your life happens to be in pieces
Glue it together with Reese’s Pieces

by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: inspirational, introspection, life, school, me, me, school, middle school, high school,

Not Perfect But Acceptable!

My younger years - I don't know how
At six and seven folks had a cow!

The journey through the mind begins
Do not think the devil wins!

In middle school has a crash
Doing some things rather rash!

In high school had good grades
Then they dropped - almost like Hades!

Drove and walked many a mile
Just to see myself and smile!

God rescued me and set me free
From a thing called apathy!

Love God's plan - it makes me smile
To think of things that are worthwile!

I might have had to just stop college
But in experience have great knowledge!

Born to help others - don't you see?
I think it is reality!

by Charlie Murder |
Categories: business, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, romance, slam, war, nice, me, nice,

Im Just Gonna Snap Okay Get Over It

i dont care who you are
or what you think of me
build me up and break me down
then take your "stuff"* and flee

i hate you 
you know it too
so bring it to my plate
take a point and hold my ground
to not spew all my hate

you were so nice in the beginning 
well, what the "heck"* are you now?
gone, love, thats what you are
a filthy ugly cow

i am still the nice guy 
lord, you have said so much worse
and still im here, i still get by
a blessing, not a curse.

i didnt snap hard enough to say what i meant

by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny love, husband,

Who You Callin' Fattie-A Limerick

There was an old woman called Hattie
whose hubby's name for her was fattie.
So she cooked his goose
hung him from a noose
then buried him in a cow pattie!

by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: love,


Cow, tender mother  
licks calf by cheek, brow, back and front-
mother feeds baby by breast

by Leanne Tuftytift |
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, autumn, marriage, parody, sexy, violence,

Tufty Tifty's, Tough Day On the Farm

Leanne was a farm girl at heart
She loved playing with her special cow
She used to eat her mums freshly made tart
Leanne didn't like her brothers sow

Oliver used to make the oil 
Dan made the juice
Oliver used to oil up Leanne and the cows
Dan bit off her ear!

Leanne danced with the poodle
Leanne danced with the ****(erel) 
Leanne's legs where like noodles
Leanne's ear went like a rock

I miss 'Bao to my bab' but Trish won't allow it 
I'm scarred James will leave me
But Linda is by my side
I love Poetry soups!!!!!

----Dedicated to Linda  (Poetry Destroyer A), and JB, you know who you're ;-) ---

by Lei Strauss |
Categories: jealousy,

New York Accent

Been in New York when I was young!
This accent is so innate in my clever well tongue.
You don’t understand how I say things,
Guess you’re a stupid one who just so love to sing…
Stab me behind my back!
Just doing the same in my own rack…
Forgive me for being so unique.
Can you just copy my same proud technique!?
This New York accent is a highly wow!
Bad as you are like a filthy mad cow…
By the way, you’re such an ugly petty Betty!
You’re a downer who usually makes me so messy!

by Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories: funny, horse,

Thoughts By a Horse Owner

Thoughts by a Horse Owner

A farmer milks a cow for all it’s worth …but
    a horse milks a farmer for all he’s worth!

Horses are an expensive proposition to say the least.
Try lavishing your love on another beast.
When you look upon a star and make a wish,
much cheaper to buy a little goldfish.
then if you can’t afford it
when your dream comes true,
just flush it down the loo.
Or if you’re into recycling, eat the little guy…
And for crying out loud,
quit wishing towards the sky!

Answer to Doris Culverhouse’s invite for a silly poem.
There you go Doris! : )     ...(but I mean it!)

by Daniel Human |
Categories: father, hope, love, religion,

The Time Is Now

The time is now, the season nigh,
To lift our arms and voice up high
To kneel and bow down low
In reverent fear to work and sow

The time is now, the time is here
To open eyes, to clearly hear
Our Father’s heart, our Lord declares
Exposing lies and hidden snares

The time is now and mountains wait
To find the way or take the bait
To find the Lord or seek the snake
To drink the Water for thirst to slake

For faith is now and Love is here
That pulls His sons so close and near
To hug and kiss their dirty brow
To bring the wine and kills the cow

by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend

The Indian Giver Love Bandit

He promised to love me forever
Then again he was just being clever
He took back his love
So I gave him a shove
Headfirst in cow dung-my endeavor!

** for Indian Giver contest
  sponsored by(Destroyer ((Poet

by Jack Horne |
Categories: lost love,

Bare Finger

His finger is really quite bare;
The ring is no longer on there,
But he's used to it now
And he sees she's a cow -
No dripping about her affair.

*dripping – beef fat or slang for whinging

for PD's contest

by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Mary Had a Little Chicken

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a chicken It's little beak hurt, but not as much as the lamb's kickin' Imagine now If she had a cow Oh my love sure would go out to this munchkin © Jack Ellison 2015

by Patricia Leonaitis |
Categories: animals, happiness, imagination, nature,

A Cow"s Life(Haiku)

Autumn on the farm,
Cows busy chewing their cuds,
Waiting to be milked.

I love cows!

by Red Fiery |
Categories: depression

My Lover, Who Betrayed

My lover has a satan's Pride
for he is a devil in disguise..
true to his lord of deceit
he is a master of conceit...
born to kill, he knows his will
I wish to repay his capricious love
My heart lies with him in the ocean of desert..
I had a unique likeness for this malicious pervert....
so deep is the wound,the scar in my heart
the end is visible, but not the start...
the few more hours that i have now
I breath like a breathless cow...
My innocent love is torned in the darkness
like a shining star gleaming out of the hollowness 

for  those who have faced betrayals...

Betrayals cut deep wounds....

My apologies...

by Regina Mcintosh |
Categories: animal, farm, fun,

Farm - Nursery Rhyme

Peck, peck, peck I’m soft and fluffy I am a little chick Some think I’m scruffy Oink, oink, oink I’m kind and gentle I am a friendly piglet Some think I’m mental Bawl, bawl, bawl I’m innocent and cute I am a sweet cow Some think I’m a brute We live on the farm Filled with love and charm You won’t come to any harm Or feel any kind of alarm If you take hold of our arm Spend some time on our farm Nursery Rhyme Sponsored by Eve Roper March 13, 2021

by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny

Stylish Cow

There was a young thin cow of Holland
She would love to laze around on hot sand
Eating grass was well past
She wanted to have a blast
By munching organic fruits freshly canned

by Anindya Mohan Tagore |
Categories: satire, slam,

When People Say, I Can'T Rhyme

When people say, "I can't rhyme"
Believe me, I don't give them time
"You are lazy", which you want to hide
Instead, you may please confide

Rhyming demands hard hard-work 
And you made noise "quark! quark! quark!" 
You told, "I don't want to go to school" 
Because you think schools are for the fools

I think, people who refuses to learn 
Time will test them and hopefully burn
Their lazy words of shortcut turn
Would find no way home - to return 

I love free verse, but rhyming is there too
I love Haikus' too and make those bijou
If you want to try, I can give you clue(s) 
But, please don't sound like a cow, " moo! moo! moo!" 


by Johnette Loefgren |
Categories: funny, on writing and words, sea, words, love,

Manatee Or Mermaid

Goodbye .....
she whispered from afar
The wind took words away
and scattered them
 along the beach
where lovers used to play

 I chased the syllables and nouns
I gathered up the thoughts
but currents in the water found
the letters I had caught

I still can't understand or hear
the bubbles  that she blew,
landing lightly  on the waves
a surface love so new.

I sank beneath the  waters 
a deeper love to find,
the heavy words like loyalty
and truth were on my line,

but I found only adverbs
Of  when and why and how
I left my love note at the shore ,
who needs an old sea cow?

by Virginia Mitchell |
Categories: funny, lost love

Spilled Milk

I said, “You’re the cream of the crop!”
You called me your buttercup.
Emotions churned.
I milked the situation for all its worth,
As my dreams sat splendid before me.
Then, your life spilled out into the world,
And I became unwanted;
A container of spoiled passion
And curdled desires.
You dashed my hopes,
Leaving behind, 
The tracks of you,
and Bessie.
That old cow!

by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Gigolo

How to describe love, well I'll give it a shot
Like your first two wheeler, that's saying a lot

Like your very first ride on a ferris wheel
What an absolute thrill can't believe it's real

Suddenly that annoying girl next door
Creates a stirring right down to your core

When wrestling with her she was one of the guys
Now its different when you look in her eyes

Her lips seem more lush and inviting now
Think I just blew a gasket, holy cow

Oh those were the days as if it was yesterday
The feeling still there but it's now just wordplay

Maybe I'll come back when my days are done
As a gigolo, yee haw, that sure sounds like fun!

© Jack Ellison 2013