Oh, don’t abandon us now! We so love your masked fear. Tell us, Dr Fauci, my dear. What shall I do, Holy Cow? Should I check my cat’s rear? Is there Omicron in my ale or beer? I fret over eating meat from a sow! Shall I go check my skin in a mirror? We need you, who makes thing, clearer! We might have to go to work? Oh, no, a fate worse than death! To smell real human breath? Of boosters and lockdowns we cheer! Of Meta and Twitter we merrily sing. The COVID national anthem is our thing! 8/24/2022 ~1~