Leanne was a farm girl at heart She loved playing with her special cow She used to eat her mums freshly made tart Leanne didn't like her brothers sow Oliver used to make the oil Dan made the juice Oliver used to oil up Leanne and the cows Dan bit off her ear! Leanne danced with the poodle Leanne danced with the cock(erel) Leanne's legs where like noodles Leanne's ear went like a rock I miss 'Bao to my bab' but Trish won't allow it I'm scarred James will leave me But Linda is by my side I love Poetry soups!!!!! ----Dedicated to Linda (Poetry Destroyer A), and JB, you know who you're ;-) ---