by Hat Bueckert |
Categories:
humor, silly,
Recently learned the word malaprop, didn't want to dally on this something silly, cheers dilly
The dust flew off the top of the sealant fan
Frantically I started to clean my barns out
I swept it quickly up in my little dust pan
Worked up quite a thirst, without a drought
I spot checked with a test of the right glove
Everything finally seeming so slick and span
Until in the room walked the life of my love
And he turned on that damned dusty fan
I screamed and yelled from the tip of my lung
And passed a list of chores called honey poo
Is that what it's called? it's on the top of my tongue
Swept up all the dust again, that's what my honey do
by Jane Johnson |
Categories:
love, love,
How is it possible to love such a man
A man who throws up and goes for scans
A man who is as temperamental as me
And stubborn as well,Oh! misery
And yet he is kind and loveable too
Well sometimes he is, and sometimes a poo!
I love him to bits, though he gives me the "irrits"
He tells porky pies, in Aussie that's lies
But I love him to bits, and never will quit
Eternally together, in love forever!!!!!
by Linda-Marie Sweetheart |
Categories:
happy, family, family, life,
THANKXXX POETS AND DEAR FRIENDS ...
I HAVE MISSED U ALL ...
THANKXXX FOR PRAYERS AND LOVE AND CONCERN..
I AM FINALLY HOME AGAIN ...
THANKXX BE TO GOD FOR BLESSINGS OF LIFE AND HEALTH ..
THANKXXX TO MY WONDERFUL FAMILY AND ESPECIALLY MY 'HONEY POO' RON ..
HE HAS BEEN MY ROCK DURING THIS STRESSFUL BATTLE BETWEEN LIFE AND
DEATH ..
I HOPE TO RETURN SOON TO POST SOME NEW POEMS..
UNTIL THEN .. THANKXX FOR BEING MY EXTENDED FAMILY ..
THANKXXX TO ALL CONTEST SPONSORS WHO RECOGNIZED MY WORK
AS ONE OF THEIR WINNERS... SO MUCH LUV TO EVERYONE ..
"SWEETHEART"
by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
wedding
Away from Rome they drive two-hundred miles
Calabria is their destination.
A wedding at the villa; they’re all smiles!
It’s a time for joyous celebration.
On August twenty-second, guests shall see
a lady fair with her own “honey-poo,”
the union of two soul mates meant to be!
My wish is that their love stay strong and true.
For Dr. Ram Metha's Contest on the form Epithalamium
by Peter Dome |
Categories:
desire, hilarious, howl, humor, women,
Are there any nice ladies out there
Who'll take on a nice guy like me
I'm fully trained good with children
And flea free.
Loves dining walks in the park
And although I can be a handful
I do not bark.
I have been vetted
And love being petted
Everyone says awe when I enter a room
And poo! when I make a mess
Well I'm just a man
I confess.
I'm so loving and affectionate
And in need of a loving home
I'm so faithful
And will never roam.
I need a woman.open to offers. must be nice and have a yacht.please send picture of yacht.
Peter Dome.Copyright.2015.May.
by Laura Hay |
Categories:
children, fun, silly,
Kids think its funny when...
Kids enjoy watching you when
You start sticking out your tongue
Make faces to make them laugh
Crazy dancing, acting young
Kids fall about laughing when
You tell them funny stories
About silly or rude stuff
Or gasp if its too gory
Kids think its so funny when
You talk about farts and poo
The many ways to describe
The way we go to the loo
Kids love to giggle lots when
You tickle them on the tum
Or you wheek them up on knee
And then bounce them on their bum
Kids watch you and grow more when
They are happy as can be
Loving every minute shared
Creating fond memories
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
food, funny, music, parody, sick, silly, song,
You'll never know how much I gag on peanuts
You'll never know how rotten peanuts are.
Listen.
Do you want to eat a peanut
Do you promise not to heave.
Woh oo Woo oh
Closer.
Let me stuff one in your ear
So that you can hardly hear
I'm in love with Tums oo oo oo oo.
I've eaten peanuts for a week or two
Don't chew them up they come out in your poo
Listen.
Doo Wah Doo. Do you want to eat a peanut
Doo Wah Doo. Do you promise not to heave.
Woh oo Woo oh
Closer.
Doo Wah Doo. Let me stuff one in your ear
Do Wah Doo. So that you can hardly hear
I'm in love with Tums oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo.
by Miroslaw Eric Sulkowski |
Categories:
children, love, parents,
Surprise! Here I am!
Doc, a boy or a girl?
What color of eyes
then poo in the diaper?
I rock and I roll,
I drool and I fall,
I smell but can tell
just how much you love me
First cry, then I squeak
Hey Dad, I can speak
Get ready for questions
and some indigestion
Got ways to obtain,
Will to disobey,
The rebel is here
along with some pimples
World around I shall tame,
Silly stuff I’ll proclaim,
Shake your head, ’s if to say:
Funny how much we love our kids
by Linda-Marie Sweetheart |
Categories:
love, me,
"WOW Love"
Who works wonders as my "honey-poo"?
What words whispered what would I do
When wild wanderlust pampers me anew
Where waves wallow he comforts my view
Why whimsical wings bring me WOW Love so true.
*For Harry Horsman's 5 W's Contest ...
by Christopher Bunton |
Categories:
funny, love, pets,
*****, *****, my fun, little, furry friend.
Your tongue is long and pink, and always hangs out.
Chasing your tail, is a game, that will not end.
Why won't you come when I call, Unless I shout?
*****, *****, you lay in my bed and fart,
And when it's time to bathe, you scurry and dart.
*****, I hate the times I've stepped in your poo.
But, you always make me laugh and I love you.
For the "Valentine" Contest.
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
animal, dog, emotions, lonely, lost love, old, sad,
We'll all be old dogs someday
if we last so long.
We'll remember when we were young
and active and greatly loved.
But then one day someone
dumped us off at the side of the road
because adult diapers were getting
expensive and conversations
took us forever searching for our words.
So there we are
on the side of the road, afraid,
slow from age just kind of waiting
for someone to remember
to come back and get us,
while we become increasingly
rattyass and flea-bitten
with muddy poo under our tails.
Will there be
one final round of happiness
for any of us?
by Russell Sivey |
Categories:
fun, pollution,
Don't you just love to poo?
On the soup, yes you do
Can't escape
But can relate
To the world made by you!
Russell Sivey
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
animal, crazy, farm, humorous, nonsense, nursery rhyme, word play,
Ticky Bicky Boo
Licky Mickey Moo
I'm in love with you
Little Tsuki Tsu.
Chicky Dicky Doo
Ricky Nicky Nu
Close your lips with glue
Kiss a kangaroo.
Tricky Picky Poo
Quicky Hicky Hoo
I'll practice Wu Shu
By a shady yew.
Wicky Kicky Ku
Yucky Sticky Stew
Visiting the zoo
Painting chickens blue.
by Deb M |
Categories:
food, hate, humor, love,
I just love Vegemite
“Oh yes I do”
Not those horrible substitutes
Try hards and inferior poo!!
Vegemite with butter on toast
Or on a piece of freshly baked bread
On crackers with or without cheese
Vegemite is the ultimate spread!
You are either a lover or hater of Vegemite
There seems no in between
I cannot understand the haters
To dislike Vegemite to me… is obscene!!
by Sona Wilae |
Categories:
adventure, animal, best friend, dedication, dog, love, pets,
Her tail tells tales as wags of whining pleasure
of frolicking service; treasures of licks and love
snips of lips, cheeks rubbing fur to skin akin
kinship-mans best friend finding flee-free paws
shots of super vaccinations to vacation to parks
averted eyes; chewed leather, spilled trash magically
delicious yet daunting; poo-pee fest of wines soaking
cream carpets loathing brindle fur raining lavishly.
Pitful pitbull lay, sit, come, play; mommy’s bay-bay
sweet forever homes to soothe the sad and alone.
by Kelsi Nichols |
Categories:
family, friendship,
I love Todd, yes I do.
Even when He takes a poo.
He is the apple of my eye.
If He ever left me, I would cry.
Todd is the one I see in my dreams,
but only He knows what that means.
He's kind of mean and doesn't think of others.
It's because He hadn't any brothers.
Still, he's always sweet to me.
Like bumble-bees in a honey tree
He is definitely my best friend.
By my side, through thick and thin.
Todd will always be the cat for me
Todd is the kitty of my fantasy
by Johnny Rhinem |
Categories:
art, baby, cancer,
Looking at Hyde in disbelief, while he smiles then pulls my hair ?
Lying atop myself feeling his baby's breath, chuckling; trying to dream..
Kicking our little feet tiny toes twinkling nursing, love's, blue bottle a sudden
Kiss upon the brow sparkling these joyful eyes reaching, to beauty's sky; rapturous
Stirring deep inside slobbering on my cheek crying, Daddyyyy, he poo poo on me; laughter.
by Pamela Bixler |
Categories:
love, love, me,
You say you still love me
I still love you too
I wanna be with you for the rest of my life
People say i should just forget you
Forget your smile, forget your laughter
your taste in music, food, and clothes
How can i forget the first person i ever loved?
you treated me like a queen
And i treated you like poo
I'm sorry i just couldn't deal with it
I want you to forgive me
And give me another chance
'Cause I really love you with all of my heart
by Allan Terry |
Categories:
art, crush, feelings, for her, funny love, how i feel, world,
she say hi
I say bye
I move to kiss her
she walks by
aint that dilly
dumb and silly
I say dilly
but I mean Damn!
Party's in the barn
hoe's in the shed
try to get sum
in the bed
she say no,
and I say Damn!
she say no
and I say Damn!
Buy sum tulips
to brighten up the place
thought it would bring a smile
to her face
she frowns
and I say Damn!
she smiles
and I say Damn!
Played a little game
of fang dang dew
that I'd a little
Choochi Poo
she stalls and
I say damn!
She stalls and I say
Damn!
by Damian Keady |
Categories:
nonsense,
Friends once upon a time
But no time now
As its all gone
Poo
BUT NEVER MIND, AS I STILL LOVE YOU
DAMO XX
by Fritz Purdum |
Categories:
dog, humorous, pets,
Walk the yard with care
For you will see I fear
What the doggies have done
Covering the yard with dung
Scoop poop into a bag
My life has become sad
To keep feet clean
Beware the little presents unseen
Tiny little logs
Churned out by happy dogs
They eat and eat
And go and go
How so much from just two
Little factories producing poo
But they love me true
Chase away the blues
Watch my home with pride
Their devotion can not be denied
So it is something we can do
Before entering the house
take off your shoes.
by Toquyen Harrell |
Categories:
faith,
What will you say?
Do you know?
Ask yourself
Love
Lord
by Toquyen Harrell |
Categories:
faith,
Why do you think you can’t do it?
Love
Lord
by Eric Ashford |
Categories:
poetry,
Little yappy dog
why do you bark at the sky
and not piddle nor poo?
I let you out a time ago
but you will not go
yet sniff and foot it around
trampling over the flowerbed
and not doing what you ought to.
Still as I watch your skimpy
scrappy form, got to smile
and must love you.
You yippity-yappity mutt
you.
by Terry Miller |
Categories:
humorous,
A man who worked at the zoo
(His job was cleaning the poo)
He did it with love
And also sans glove
(He worked the lunch counter too)!