To Boner
Boner, Boner, my fun, little, furry friend.
Your tongue is long and pink, and always hangs out.
Chasing your tail, is a game, that will not end.
Why won't you come when I call, Unless I shout?
Boner, Boner, you lay in my bed and fart,
And when it's time to bathe, you scurry and dart.
Boner, I hate the times I've stepped in your poo.
But, you always make me laugh and I love you.
For the "Valentine" Contest.
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