by Ayesha Karim |
Categories:
color, conflict, culture, heartbroken, mythology, sin,
Love Potion
Add chinchilla fur at the end
Two cups of cold water
Ice
A pound of sugar
A clove of garlic
Four cinnamon sticks
A package of Big Red gum
A teaspoon of curry powder
A bunch of fresh parsley
Five lb bag of white rice to throw all over room and bed
Add some cotton candy
by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,
"A chinchilla and a chimpanzee walked into a bar," my
grandson says, smugly, with that smile.
Where? I ask. The U.S.? England? The Neverlands?
He gives me a slow head shake ‘no’.
Kenya? The Isle of Man? Timbuktu?
South America? Guatemala? Italy?
I am being ridiculous, but as Grandma, it is my job.
I can tell that he is losing interest fast, so I stop my queries.
“It could not be anywhere, Grandma,” he tells me. “Chinchillas do not walk,
they scurry.”
I love having an eleven-year-old grandson.
by R.J. Elless |
Categories:
fantasy,
Alpha cash warren,
isn't real Ralph Lauren.
It's like sayin pleather,
is some kind of leather?
Vanilla Chinchilla,
is only a dream.
Guess, Miss Diller,
would have loved it.
She was a Scream.
See, Barack Obama,
is not, Ali Baba.
But they knew the Guru,
Those Dudes, were right tight,
way back in high school.
She wore a new tutu,
And had fancy Bonbons,
Gifts for her true love,
his name is Don Juan.
A Hamilton is not a Cadillac,
But an oyster has a pearl.
If You, got the hot sauce,
You can Rap, like Duke of Earle.
Vol 1.
by Xavier Keough |
Categories:
angst, animals, funny,
Goddamn Cat
Fuzzy and fat
You stalk the night
And my feet
Now fleshy shredded wheat
Was it love you were after
Goddamn Cat
Orange and black
You crap in a box
Litter on my socks
Do I hear kitty laughter
Goddamn Cat
My wife’s cuddly gem
You piss the bed
Sleep on my head
Why am I on the sofa
Goddamn Cat
Evil’s feline friend
You bite my hand
Howl to no end
I know you have no father
Goddamn Cat
You chinchilla rat
You plot my death
Steal my breath
May I adjust your collar
Goddamn Cat
In my favorite hat
Shedding on my clothes
Only heaven really knows
Who said happily ever after
Goddamn Cat!
by Terry Flood |
Categories:
animal,
There was an enormous gorilla
Who fell in love with a chinchilla
When time came for loving
He’s pushing and shoving
But hadn’t intended to kill ’er
by Botlhale Ramorola |
Categories:
beautiful, blessing, character, cute, desire, universe, visionary,
As weakening as the sleep paralysis
You creep in unexpectedly
Making me weak everytime
Your words makes everything seem superfluous
Making me think I've not been alive till now
Your sweet tongue tames me
Your sultry eyes ignites a fire in my heart
Making my heart soft as the fur of a chinchilla
Sending shivers down my spine everytime
Your love rubs off on me
One could swear it's notoriously contagious
Because I've learnt from you
How to be a sweetheart