Goddamn Cat
Goddamn Cat
Fuzzy and fat
You stalk the night
And my feet
Now fleshy shredded wheat
Was it love you were after
Goddamn Cat
Orange and black
You crap in a box
Litter on my socks
Do I hear kitty laughter
Goddamn Cat
My wife’s cuddly gem
You piss the bed
Sleep on my head
Why am I on the sofa
Goddamn Cat
Evil’s feline friend
You bite my hand
Howl to no end
I know you have no father
Goddamn Cat
You chinchilla rat
You plot my death
Steal my breath
May I adjust your collar
Goddamn Cat
In my favorite hat
Shedding on my clothes
Only heaven really knows
Who said happily ever after
Goddamn Cat!
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