by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
America's (Idle) Pastime
From New York, Austin, and L.A.,
From Cleveland and Seattle,
Ingloriously they screech or bray
In an auditioning battle.
And by the time we all feel sick,
(the judges homicidal!),
we get to know from whom we’ll pick
our next great Singing Idol.
For the "A GROOK FOR ALL OCCASIONS" Poetry Contest of Suzzette Crous
(using topic one, annoying sound and also etc topic, on a TV show I actually love!)
by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, fairy,
Some people like keeping up with the Joneses
I do not know any Joneses who could keep up with me
So I have elected to keep up with the gnomes
How absurdly difficult could that task be?
I like wearing leggings, and I have no height
I love gardens, faerie houses,and toadstools you see.
I am pretty confident I can keep up until FFFT!
They begin rapidly disappearing in front of me.
I scrunch up my face, and concentrate ridiculously hard.
What about keeping up with faeries? Fairies begin to giggle.
I have not giggled in a long long time, annoying my own petard.
How about a dragon fly, I think as I begin my wing-trying-out wiggle.
by John Fenn |
Categories:
cute love, love,
I serenade my wife each night
With songs both old and new
To show how much I love her
It just seems the thing to do
But she is not enamoured
To hear my dulcet tones
She says it's just annoying
And it grates upon her bones
She says “just you keep quiet,
And I'll tell you this for free
If you don't stop your racket
You'll get nothing for your tea”
by Scott Harris |
Categories:
angst, giggle, humorous, voice, wisdom,
Annoying knot right in the pit
Of my stomach, please stop it!
You twist and churn with fear and dread
Echo voices in my head
Have you any clue who I am
What I'm up to as a man?
What's your job, why were you hired?
I think you suck, that's it, you're fired
Here's your pink slip, now be gone
You been here now for far too long
Sorry there's no space for you
I've simply too much left to do
I wish you well, it's been a blast
Redecorate your room at last
Dust the Cobb webs, walls are painted
Furniture's been re situated
Loving life, this brand new space
Without you up in my face
Happy feeling at peace with me
At home, in love, completely free
by Eve Roper |
Categories:
celebrity, fun,
Micky Mouse
Has his very own Clubhouse
His best intentions often go awry
Minnie helps with a smile, "Hello big guy"
Donald Duck,
Has a temper that makes him go amuck.
Often annoying Micky, he thinks he knows everything.
His temper tantrums rile him up to a fighting swing
9/1/2021
Cleritoons Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May
One of Micky mouse quotes :“To laugh at yourself is to love yourself”
by Christopher Flaherty |
Categories:
slam,
It seems we all love a good slam
So this is spurious
For the clicking Bi-Curious
Slam Furious
Everything and Everyone
Is annoying
To Wrestlers
Body Slam
God Damn
Here comes the sting
The world is your ring
Slam what you hate suffering
Call a spade a spade
Rage against the wall
Be the ball
Make the call
by Maryann Green |
Categories:
absence, addiction, anger, confusion, desire, lonely, love hurts,
So ready and close
How could I be second?
Waited for eternity
Just for the chance
You and I join in a special dance
But it hurts to sit and want
Patience wears thin and I wait
You never could understand
How I wait time and time again
There is nothing for me to do here
You're entertained, I'm not
And your annoying voice I can't even hear
You've given up talking at all
by Krisallah Da Yah |
Categories:
funny love,
two guys walk into a force field gain a power and walk into a store...
Why dose she look like that?!
Who that Mexican?
she ain't Mexican she Arab...
what is she saying that annoying **** she is saying like Dood the whole time
how can she live?!?
so they take her into a lab and the doctor says
"Gentleman, her head is like as big as a dome"
by Clay Robbins |
Categories:
satire,
There is the sweet sound of birds that sing
And then, there is the annoying cacophony
of horns, HON- keen!
The erratic incessant chirp and beep
of cars remotely locked
Makes for an eclectic electric symphony
Where birds are mocked
Can a Horny Yellow Wrangler
find a lonsome dove?
There is sadness
in the single Bronco
that knows no love
Oh, this is just all too *****
Another horn
Is sounding near...
In the woods, in the lot.
by Savannah Rose Harper |
Categories:
life
Savannah Rose
Annoying, friendly, caring, listener
Sister of Aaron and Carolyn
Lover of Art class, books, and my friends
Who feels embarrassment, happiness, and love
Who fears loss of friends, family, and chocolate
Who would like to see Journey from 1973, God, And Nephi
Resident of Anadarko,Oklahoma
Smith-Harper
by Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
How to describe love, well I'll give it a shot
Like your first two wheeler, that's saying a lot
Like your very first ride on a ferris wheel
What an absolute thrill can't believe it's real
Suddenly that annoying girl next door
Creates a stirring right down to your core
When wrestling with her she was one of the guys
Now its different when you look in her eyes
Her lips seem more lush and inviting now
Think I just blew a gasket, holy cow
Oh those were the days as if it was yesterday
The feeling still there but it's now just wordplay
Maybe I'll come back when my days are done
As a gigolo, yee haw, that sure sounds like fun!
© Jack Ellison 2013
by Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny, nature, philosophy, seasons, time, life,
I wake for start of new day to find all nature stirring.
The bumble bee and humming bird around the feeder whirring.
The russet breasted robin has caught the early worm.
He'll feed it to his lady love before the final squirm.
Across the way the flower field is filled with willing workers.
Spring in my valley scurries on, it is no place for shirkers.
Not long ago I too was part of frantic interaction.
I watch with cup of coffee and a sigh of satisfaction.
I've served my time, no need to rise to annoying alarm.
Without me spring will carry on, I've rented out the farm.
The days whern I met life head-on is part of history.
In my newly welcomed leisure I let life come to me.
by Veronica Capo |
Categories:
how i feel, humor, i love you, longing, love, love hurts, muse,
Long the distance existing between us,
making things a little complicated,
leaving confusion and a slight mistrust.
And yet we both are still quite unsated.
Thoughts are not too clear when speaking to you,
making stupidity quite evident,
leaving me seem worthless: annoying too.
And yet you stay, listening to me vent.
You make fun, picking on me constantly.
Making me smile and laugh, you're such a goof.
But when you joke about leaving, you see,
I'm stuck with a fear of you gone, just poof.
I want to be with you, if only i could.
I love you, more than i probably should.
by Keith Logan |
Categories:
happy, humorous,
Oh that in truth I might report to thee
a love that swells and rages like the sea.
Forsooth I state this missive as a plea,
that thou not turn thy face away from me.
A noble spirit takes not any glee
in knowing that within it holds a key;
this wounded heart can never now be free
excepting by the words of thy decree.
Oh let it be, that I from thee might flee
not like a bee, that darts beneath a tree
too blind to see, who bends upon one knee
to pay his fee; annoying little flea!
My ramble run, the end is all agley,
mayhap I should inquire dost thou agree?
by Toni Orban |
Categories:
irony, mythology,
Erato’s Liar
Oh Geez,
Not yet another,
Oh Please,
That song’s been sung ad infinitum ad adnaseum,
Love Poems smother,
ME! With cloying sickly sweet annoying
Toying with
My mind
Please muse,
Send me… You Send Me
A spirit of another kind.
by Kate Stern |
Categories:
funny, lost love, romance,
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more annoying than a buzzing mosquito.
Rough winds do radiate from your way,
And your face is red as a ripe tomato.
Sometimes too bright your sweaty skin doth shine
And often is my fair vision dimmed
By the sight of your face, in decline,
And your thighs, needing to be slimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
When will you pay the money that thou ows’t?
Thy personality cuts me like a blade
When in eternal lines to time thou wrinkles grow’st,
So long as men can breathe and eyes can see,
So long lives this: thou shalt remain ugly.
by Khanyiso Manuku |
Categories:
anger, art, beautiful, best friend, blessing, care, child,
You're a pleasant feeling caused by love.
You're not a mental suffering neither annoying.
You'rea process of inspiration and influencing once emotion.
You sentient, imposing and attractive.
Those who fear you see you as death penalty.
Neither do death shall not be praised.
You're a pleasant ;it is said you sadistic,
Yet you're plucky, children blubber in your presents
Yet they are being children.
Throb you need to be accepted, as death has been.
Pang you need to be saluted, you've made people brave
Intelligentso forth. Pain I salute you.
Yet you still pain, you bring tears
So is why you need to be praised, you bring tears from what is cherished.
by Briana Lynn Minard-Adler |
Categories:
girlfriend-boyfriend, love, love, i love you,
My love for you is real,
My love for you is true,
I cannot hurt you my love.
You see sometimes I can be annoying,
Other days I am not, but you see,
I am just trying to fit in.
I love you Dustin! I love you my love!
I need to see you, need to know if you are okay,
If you are loving me the same eternally, and forever ~N~ Always!
Dedicated To:Dustin James Palmer 08/31/11 Finished at 3:10P.M.
by Tony Lane |
Categories:
funny, love,
There was once within the castle walls a Lady who stood in waiting,
And with her knight she’d spend their time always negotiating.
He’d press her for a little kiss and then he’d want another,
But she’d always push him far away she wasn’t ready to be a mother.
For you see she was a Lady and one who’d been told to wait,
If you asked her knight he’d say that it was a very annoying trait.
She knew that if he would only wait his love could be counted as true,
And when the two of them were at last as one he’d never another pursue.
Then never would she have to worry when he was out on his steed,
Because his heart he’d given to her and true love would fill his need.
by Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
tribute,
Carney, Tightrope, A Song For You
plus so many more
Instrumentalist, singer, songwriter, mentor
Claude Russell Bridges — Leon Russell (1942-2016)
One of Oklahoma’s finest
One of America’s finest
His voice the perfect blend of annoying
nasal-rub, blues-massage, sandpaper over soul
and bleeding-emotion-on-steroids
As Hank Wilson he simply put an exclamation point
on “America’s music” — Country
Music to hate
Music to love
either way
music
indisputably raw
Tradition says, “Rest in Peace”
I say, “Blow their minds, wherever you are.”
by Nastoshia Siedlecki |
Categories:
depression, i love you,
Hey buddy your such the best
Oh my God he or she is such a pest
ah ha wow u are so funny I love you
err ****ing annoying twerp, I hate you
Don't worry I am here for you whenever you need to vent
What a total loser he or she needs to go get bent
You look really good
That is the ugliest hood
I would never lie to you or do anything to hurt you behind your back
Shh..don't tell her or him I did this I don't want them to get up and pack
I'm cool, I'm an idol, I'm everything you'll ever need
just Give me your heart you'll never be lost and why, because I'm FAKE
by Mohammad Reza Sh |
Categories:
love,
With love
I ask wind about the breath
In fall of greeting cryings
I walk on shore of your eyes
I do not ask rain about you that your hand cry for cold of winter
I sit with you up to the end of a feeling of a sunset anemone kiss has which
I love sound of petal in breez to caress your eyelids
I pour a bowl of loneliness water under my self fall tree
I sit under patient tree of my sorrows to see your smile leaf green
Find my the shadow
You know that warmth of neigh bors tree is still annoying me
From tomorrow I will select my tears for you with your love
I put my head undr wing of butterfly
That nobody sees shyness my tears
by Vickie Hurtt - Thayer |
Categories:
beauty, change, forgiveness, friendship, parody, peace,
I somehow made friends with my enemy,
the one who always pestered me,
feverishly competing for my sweet honey,
I would never give in for love nor money.
He buzzed around my head one day,
asking if there he could rest away,
he promised to watch me as I indulged,
soon my bear belly began to bulge.
I'm now good friends with the bee,
my fondness for honey was because of he,
I would never let our friendship spoil,
So there was no reason for us to quarrel.
I then admitted to that annoying bee,
That without him I couldn't have sweet honey,
So now he always rests upon my head,
I'm stung with sweet friendship while I'm fed.
Vickie Thayer
by Shavon Lewis |
Categories:
friendship,
My best friend’s name is Ary’Ana Burns. We met freshman year and have been
bound at the hip ever since. It’s funny because we act just alike. Sometimes it’s
annoying because we might finish each other’s sentences or be thinking what
the other one is thinking. She has a baby and it’s difficult for her to be there for
me always but when she can; she has my back. I love her to death and wouldn’t
ask for another friend in her place. Without Ary I wouldn’t be the same and I’m
proud to call her my best friend.
by Trevor Pitts |
Categories:
loveme, me,
Some call me crazy
I call it love
Some say im obssessed
I call it not enough
When you love someone there always on your mind
Twenty-four-seven, on fastforward or rewind
Some call me foolish
I call it her
Some say im whipped
I call it I just prefer
Pause for a second the thought of her is still inside
Stop for a second, still those feelings you cant hide
Some call me Annoying
I call it caring
Some call me to sweet
I call it wearing (true colors)
Love will never die
even if you try
Some call it Love
I call it beyond and above :)