by Abdul Malik |
Woo the woman
Love the lady
Mellow the maiden
Manage the maid
Garnish the girl
Dazzle the damsel
Bar the bimbo
Latch the lass
Silence the siren
Moor the mermaid
Net the nymph
Madden the madam
Tame the tart
Court the courtesan
Nudge the nurse
Null the nun
Shun the spinster
Strap the stewardess
Venerate the virgin
Vex the vixen
Vacate the vamp
Curb the coquette
Con the concubine
Whack the whore
Whip the wench
Pooh-pooh the prostitute
Slam the ****
Harem the harlot
Screw the shrew
Eschew the enchantress
Wallop the witch
Gore the Gorgons
Wed the widow!
by Brenda Meier-Hans |
happy, humorous, love, silly,
I am Compassionate, love and breathe poetry, humorous and a peace maker.
Sister of Patti Lynne, Paul, David and Beth.
I love children (more), I love to sing in a choir and have a song for just about everything. I love to make others happy.
I feel loved, appreciated and very blessed.
I fear not being healthy enough to make it to my son’s wedding, getting sick this winter and losing my mom.
I’d love to be able to travel again, walk around a mall, and would love to be in a poetry slam.
Living in the GTA Greater Toronto Area, Ontario.
Written by Brenda Meier-Hans
Regina Riddles Contest: Bio Poems
by JAN ALLISON |
I hear the doorbell ring and I rush to answer it
The heavy wooden door creaks and squeaks and groans
My face is a ghostly white, you can only just see my eyes and mouth
The children scream loudly and drop their bags of sweets in fright
Terrified they flee down the path not pausing to look back
I grab their sweets and quickly slam the door
I dash to the bathroom
Twenty minutes is up and its time to wash off my face pack
Hee hee hee it works every year
5th October 2014
by Thresha Reese |
Ok, this is where I was
A few miles since you last saw me.
A little before sun up,
Before I became road kill.
Stay closer and I'll tell you more.
May I ask, before,
When will I see you again?
Your pure and unnatural thing,
Your nut house?
It's never so easy
When you are road kill like me
Not even hurried
No one checking If I'm here.
Who are you anyway,
To have ever looked this way?
A love letter to road kill,
That spirited, wounded animal
With unfinished business.
Ok, so where were you?
Did you think it wasn't spelled out
Clearly a few miles since I last saw you?
Before you became road kill?
by Richard Tarr |
slam, me, me,
My breaking point
has been reached
one wrong look is
gonna end in bloodshed
I'm a ticking time bomb
come test me
I'll leave you in pieces
believe me this
when it comes down to
you or me
we both already know the answer
so step up or step off
because I would love to
by Christopher Flaherty |
A spell of dark magic
In witches cauldron to stir
Not for death
But rather to suffer well
In this life not the afterlife
For crimes against my broken heart
that brought me to this place
I wish 7 decades of bad luck you trace
the cracks in every mirror my
heart was shattered into
And yet i love you so
And if you said i've made a grave mistake
A feast for you I'd make
In fact i'd even bake you a cake
by Billy TheKidster |
PD: "We should hang sometime? I mean, we're practically the same guy."
ME: "That is the worst slam, the worst insult I ever received in my life."
- All in fun........-=...-=...-=....-=...=.........-=...-=...-=....-=...=..
.......-=...-=...-=....-=...=..Love ya Hon.
by Poet Destroyer A |
abuse, anti bullying, best friend, clothes, fashion, mentor, slam,
If you are my online styling enemy,
Then I love you more than poop and snakes combine
I'd pray to God, every night,
'Ask him to fill your room with termites
Once in a while, I'd ask him to give you grace
In hopes today, you don't expose the green monster face
Enough said for the time to be.
My dearest enemy, my mentor
I want you to know, you taught me well
Tonight I Will Put On My Enemy's Clothes
And I'll be the fake friend that hugs you
Hugs, Hugs, Love, Love Linda
by TIMOTHY CARTER |
change, character, conflict, confusion, corruption, emotions, evil, fear, feelings, goodbye, heart, how i feel, introspection, judgement, leaving, lost, lost love, me, pain, parody, relationship, remember, sad love, self, slam, spoken word, storm, stress, time, together, truth,
Oh what a mistake I have made,
Traveled so far to end up this way.
Not in a million years would I have guessed,
That this idea was truly not one of my best.
Never had known things had changed so much,
We for sure had fallen so far out of touch.
So many different do's , don't , and bewares,
Actually has left me absolutely scared.
What a fool I was to ever believe,
That she would ever be in love with me.
At my age you would think I know better,
You can trust this will be remembered forever.
Oh what a terrible mistake I have made,
Wanting all these memories to just fade away.
by A.E. Rivenbark |
rap, slam, writing,
This ink switchblade scraped the page
Imbibed by my musical sage
This isn't just a love sick cantata
A heartless melody, baby hold that fermata
Oh look out! More lyrical crimes
Hear me butcher these rhymes?
My murderous hymn in 4/4 times
by Anthony Scandrick II |
anniversary, baby, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, child, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, freedom, goodbye, graduation, growing up, happiness, hope, humorous, lonely, lost love, love, mystery, passion, satire, slam, sorrow, sorry, success, suicide, teen, thank you, uplifting, write,
You almost had me,
I wanted you,
The way you stuck to me like super glue,
I was feeling you,
But I knew,
I could never have you,
But, the way you looked at me,
The way my body pleads,
We can never be,
Because I’m too old,
And your only thirteen.
by PYG's Whisper |
absence, anger, boyfriend, break up, poems, slam,
You say you love me
More than I do
You talk about us
Like I'm the princess
And you're my hero
You disappear a century
Then you appear once
Like a full moon
Thank you for your hateful feeling
That you call love
Thank you for this frustration
That you call pleasure
I’m really thankful for all those forgotten years
That you call eagerness
And because I’m so fulfilled
I beg you to release me
I’m begging you to stop loving me
In the name of my lost life with you
I plead you to leave me if you really loved me
by Gina Montalbo |
You need to fly not to stay and lie
You need to go and take your words that flow
You need to leave not to stay and deceive
You need to sigh not stand here and cry
You need to grow with your heart and soul
You need not to love me, just set me free...
Written by Gina Montalbo
by Ana Jaquelyn |
allusion, anger, growth, hate, heart, slam,
Don't confuse love. Love is a feeling that will make you feel alive. Love is what you give, not what you get. Love is a strong word. 4 letters with a strong & beautiful definition. But what if you only feel love and the other person doesn't feel "love" for you? Would that be One-sided love? Or when he hits you & throws you in the floor after him coming home from work, Is that love? Or when you have a family & you guys are in court and she want to take your kids from you because she found you with someone else is that love? NO ITS NOT. LOVE IS WHEN YOU HAVE EACH OTHER ,LOVE IS THAT LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL. LOVE IS YOU.
by PYG's Whisper |
break up, pain, poetry, sad love, slam,
Can you look up at the stars
There you'll see my face
Can see that look in my eyes
It's begging you to come back again
If you really can feel my heart
You'd know that it's bleeding
And all the scars are still open
If i were you
I would find at least one reason
To hold onto our love
Just for one more time
by Ryan Lucas |
confusion, crazy, humor, humorous, lust, satire, slam,
I took a pill in the morning
for a discrete rendezvous
Then another that evening
just before my date fell through
You know I must have been dreaming
cause she showed up out of the blue
At least I thought she was poking fun
when she said how something felt new
Oh it's sad but true
Now all the fellas are jealous
since I'm packing heat for two
And all their ladies they love me
cause they've seen the tricks I can do
I just assumed she was satisfied
as the bond between us grew
Yet her inbox is still not full
and I'm stuffing it into my shoe
It's sad but true
Oh if you only knew
by Thabang ntsie Spaten |
deep, fear, pain, power, sin, slam, truth, world,
slaves of love in darkness
On curious views
In robes of patience
Feeding on fear
Running in tears
Seeking a leader Braver than Man
Day breakers summoned
By outcomes of yesterday
Pregnant with life
On a journey to an endless tomorrows
Surrounded by joy and sin
Under force of mortality
Faith was dethroned
Knowing seized concluding
Witnessing was a mouthful
In age of miracles
by John Beam |
allusion, feelings, rap, slam, spoken word,
Dictation rhymes with fixation Crippled by the miff's of relaxation It ain't an apparent abbreviation With all it is love and dedication
by PYG's Whisper |
passion, poetry, sad, sad love, slam,
My pain is invisible
But my tears are burning my eyes
One day I'll forget
One day I'll smile
I know someday I'll meet you again
But today I'm crying your absence a river
In my shady castle.
by Kable Brown |
courage, emotions, feelings, slam, stress,
I can see you watching me from the corner of your eye.
Your head turned and followed me as I walked on by.
There's no need to act shy cause I'm not looking for no guy.
So you need to step back and quit eyeing me jack!
Your game is wack you can't step to me.
Your just like the other dudes trying to play me.
So don't tell me you love me cause you know that you don't!
And don't tell me you'll care for me cause you know that you wont!
So don't even start with me you'd just be wasting your time.
So turn around and say good-bye!
by Christopher Flaherty |
Game has range
Game is sports
They call rap the game
When trying to pick up women
We say that guys got game
Or that guys got no game
But when is anything a game?
When it is played for real
Sport is competitive
Rap charts in Dollar's and Gold
And when seeking love
Or the companionship of another
If its just only a game
How come feelings get hurt
But don't play by today's rule's
Play by the old one's
That come with instructions
Because the rule's are not fair
The field is never level
Even friends cheat
by Charlie Murder |
business, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, romance, slam, war, nice, me, nice,
i dont care who you are
or what you think of me
build me up and break me down
then take your "stuff"* and flee
i hate you
you know it too
so bring it to my plate
take a point and hold my ground
to not spew all my hate
you were so nice in the beginning
well, what the "heck"* are you now?
gone, love, thats what you are
a filthy ugly cow
i am still the nice guy
lord, you have said so much worse
and still im here, i still get by
a blessing, not a curse.
i didnt snap hard enough to say what i meant
by Archontoula Alexandropoulou |
love, marriage, slam,
Just because I said "I do"
doesn't mean that I am through,
through with life before I met you
and the reasons to forget you.
On the night I knelt before you
signing how much I adore you,
it was more than words I uttered
more than sounds casually scattered.
Just because I said I do
don't forget that it was true,
just because others who've done it
had a second thought and shun it.
Mark me , babe, wives are still ladies
despite any amount of babies.
Just because I said I do
doesn't mean that you are through,
there is a long way to go
for me never to say no.
by Adrienne Theuret |
Lover lover where do I begin?
Laughing at your predicament.
Seeing you crumble.
Lover lover why are you there?
Seeing you lying, breathing with no air.
Do not dare to look at me with such despair.
Lover lover what can I do?
There is nothing I can do.
Laughing at your self pity.
Lover lover what is wrong?
Do you seem to not like the handcuffs?
Incredibly I do, seeing you there vulnerable.
Lover Lover do you not see?
You belong in the ground.
That is were all lovers are found.
by Melani Udaeta |
He cheats on me with video games,
Cuts out my voice with music;
The clothes all over the house,
But I'm the one who cleans;
Dishes fill the sink,
They just sit and wait for me;
Just because I said I do?
Level up chump! Tough Love!