Love Poems About Horny or Horny Love Poems
by Robert Candler |
Categories: angel, beauty, blue, body, cute love, desire, feelings, giggle, girl, hello, hope, humorous, lust, relationship, romance, sexy, song, sweet, together, uplifting, woman,

Please Help Me, Re-lyric

Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.
You're just so damn sexy,
That's why I'm hittin' on you.
You don't have to love me,
Some good sex will do.
Please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You.

Yes, you turned me on
When I saw you walk in...
The face of an Angel,
A body just made for Sin.
Now, I may be real horny,
But one thing is true:
What would satisfy me, Girl
Would be to satisfy You.

So please help me, I've fallen
In Lust with You; 
And I hope that you're fallin'
In Lust with me too;
But if not, then please fake it,
Please don't leave me "blue"...
Please help me, I've fallen
In  Lust  with  You.



by sajdah al-riyami |
Categories: teen

When I Was Just A Little Girl,I Asked My Mother What Will I Be

Will I be horny?
Will he make love to me?
Will I be a prostitute
In the streets?

Sajdah
Sajdah
Whatever you need
It aint free
And sex is a money tree
So Sajdah
Sajdah

(song rythm from the popular song "Que Sera".I really Wanted to send a message to those 
girls who are growing up way to fast and are losing there childhood,also forgetting about the 
most important life lessons:Education)

by Alozor Michael Ikechukwu |
Categories: love, lust, me, night, sexy, wind,

HAIKU 17

Whispering cold night breeze
Blowing out intense feelings
Making me horny.

by Andrew Vassell |
Categories: passion, romance, woman,

A real woman


A real woman never leaves
her man hungry or horny, she
know his greed and when it's 
time to feed. A real woman 
knows her man's sexual thirst 
and is there to please him first.

She's there to feed his lust so
he has no reason to break her
trust, she's there to fulfil his
needs and she understand how
to love him from her knees. 
A real woman knows to care 
and she knows to share.

A real woman knows how to 
please with a her erotic tease,
she's get butterfly when his
breath reaches her ear, when 
his lips lick the moist of her 
kiss or just by the thoughts of 
his tongue on her ****. A real 
woman understands her man.

Copyright Andrew Vassell 2012

by Paul Curtis |
Categories: funny, love,

SEXUAL PREFERENCES 11

I don’t have a favourite;
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum

I love tarty Marti
And svelter Delta
Sloppy Poppy
And vulgar Olga

I love baddy Maddie
And angrier Andrea
Clean Jean
And fairer Farah

I love scorer Pandora
And messy Bessie
Gaudy Maudie
And sassie Cassie

I love a damp vamp
To tell the truth
Or Horny Dawny
And uncouth Ruth

by clay robbins |
Categories: satire,

In the Woods, In the Lot

There is the sweet sound of birds that sing And then, there is the annoying cacophony of horns, HON- keen! The erratic incessant chirp and beep of cars remotely locked Makes for an eclectic electric symphony Where birds are mocked Can a Horny Yellow Wrangler find a lonsome dove? There is sadness in the single Bronco that knows no love Oh, this is just all too ***** Another horn Is sounding near... In the woods, in the lot.

by Jeff Kantor |
Categories: summer, sun,

Sun Lovin

Smiling sun bring your joy upon my eye
Brilliant bright rays gather all I will try
Body brown absorb precious vitamin D
Body beautiful brown, No eyes on me

Summer sand reflect your potent glory
Beach babes walking make me oh so horny
Soft sand hot underfoot quickens their gait
Wading water waiting they cannot wait

Body burnt I care not my eyes are full
My magnetism amiss girls it won’t pull
Red raw blisters come, too much midday sun
Time to turn me over, too late I’m done

Girls gone skin sore, at the Doctor surgery
Love light no more cancer emergency.

by PAT Adams |
Categories: humor, life, loneliness, lust, wife,

The Love Poem Generator

He was known as the love poem generator
His poems it was said could not be greater

He cranked out at least a dozen at a time
They quickly swooned at his love words of rhyme

Soon he started missing subtle clues from his wife
Like, I've never been so horny in all of my life

He'd shout out, I'll be there in a minute dear
Just got a couple of more lines to write here

One day she yelled back, don't worry, that's okay,
The Plumber and I need time to finish anyway!

by Jeff Kantor |
Categories: beach, cancer, sun, sunshine,

Sun lovin

Smiling sun bring your joy upon my eye
Brilliant bright rays gather all I will try
Body brown absorb precious vitamin D
Body beautiful brown No eyes on me

Summer sand reflect your potent glory
Beach babes walking make me oh so horny
Soft sand hot underfoot quickens their gait
Wading water waiting they cannot wait

Body burnt I care not my eyes are full
My magnetism amiss girls it won’t pull
Red raw blisters come, too much midday sun
Time to turn me over, too late I’m done

Girls gone skin sore, at the Doctor surgery
Love light no more cancer emergency.

by Katee Troland |
Categories: fun, funny love,

FIRST DATE

I'm staring at his acne filled face
wanting to sucker punch the creator of photo shop in the face
blah blah blah
the aarognant man boy goes on
and im sitting here thinking such a waste of pink thong
had image of champagne shower
a man with six Pac 
conversation that last for hours
but that aint the picture life painted
oh well im horny 
we can get acquainted
ill dip on him
like fat man with bag chips
he can eat it
and after ill take his wallet
never goin on match.com again
if you want to find a lover
make sure he is a friend. 


by Jean Marble |
Categories: love

Condensation

So fragile 
are conterfeit scrolls 
coiled 
upon libertine tongues

and yet

I've entertained 
so many ardent phantoms
my lips 
have become a pretty chandelier
on which love-lovers 
hang the condensation 
breathed in the heat 
of ankle-deep desire
to own a piece of my naivety.

If I breathed away 
these frozen beads of horny promises
would I find the strength to endure 
the empty ache 
of having longed for the warmth 
of new springs
that never blossomed?

Would you kiss away the stagnant melt
or freeze my heart 
behind my lips once more? 


by Duncan Mitchell |
Categories: absence, humorous, lost love, truth,

TMI

Bad poetry is what one gets
when horny people don't have sex
so if this rhyme seems juvenile
give me a break, it's been a while

by john scott |
Categories: riddle,

Facebook

Facebook, my wall, not at all
Mini Digger hire £75, same day delivery in the Midlands
Join couples dating agency, meet new friends
Buy Horny Goat Weed to spice up your love life and avoid erectile disfunction
Which affects two out of four men, which is half of all
Facebook, my wall, not at all

Ah, a red light, I have a message, maybe from a friend
Mini digger hire, £75, same day delivery in the Midlands

by shane solomon |
Categories: lost loveme, love, me,

Death of Four letter word

I was in love with love
But it forsaked me
Made me lonely when i requested its presence
Made me horny at the night
Talked about me to philosophers who labled me fool
Stole my appetite
Skipped my heart a beat 
Why won't love return my call?
Maybe she's busy loving someone else

by Allie Taylor |
Categories: childhood, family, philosophy, people, people,

Lessons We Are Meant To Teach At Some Point

Were we naive or were we smart?
Were we overprotective or just safe?
Were we in love or horny?
 
These questions are asked by the “grown ups”,
 the “hags”, 
the “just-out-to-ruin-your-lives”, 
the people who cared the most for us. 

The people who don’t want us making the same mistakes they did.


by Jared Pickett |
Categories: life, song-lyriclost, lost,

Ur Man

Is that your man, posted at the bar?
Dressed to impress,
gifted with his "game",
drunk driving in your car?
Is that your man, the rap star?
Drunk women clinging to every word.
Is this your man, playing around?
He should be home with you!
Instead, a horny hound,
sound with his "game".
Is that your man?
playing you for a fool?

Is that your man, avoiding you?
Showing you no love?
Cheating on you ,
disrespecting you,
pumpin' love with no glove.

Is that your man?
Your man lost his girl.
mixed Caucasian with Latin.
vanilla creme and caramel swirl.
Dressed in satin,
your man has lost his girl!!!


Jared Pickett
9/22/09
Asavvy1

by Kai Michael Neumann |
Categories: love,

Exposed

Jane set out for an intimate night

Shed her clothes in a mud wrestling fight

Naked with horny tattoo

She overcame a taboo

Innocence lost in dirty delight 

by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: funny, funny love, inspirational love, life, love hurts, mental illness, political,

Me Too

horny men 
looking for love
in all the wrong places

by Marion Smith |
Categories: funny,

Sex

How often to have sex
I will settle for once a day
I’d rather have it more often
Cause you know I love to play.

You say Mondays and Fridays
There must be some kind of hitch
Because as you have told me
I am a horny little witch.

I like it in the morning
I like it around noon
I like it in the evening
Hey, let’s do it under the moon.

Why are the lights on
You like it in the dark
I like it nice and bright
Then I can see you hit the mark.

As long as it’s with you, Curt
I’ll take what I can get
Because what you give to me
I will never ever forget.

by Allan Terry |
Categories: music,

strasoy- ghetto sushi

someone took my ghetto sushi
mi chore daysay real who-chi-choo-chi
dim dang do she give ah roux-chay
she won dat he-mi do she pochie

let me tell you a story
bout ghetto sushi
she real pretty lady
she who-chi chockie
she sing song
oh let me be lew'd she
grind bump and dance
she real who-chi coutie
(who dat?)
mi ghetto sushi
mi ghetto sushi

she love dah men
you chore for dolla
she bump-neaf dim
she kiss and folla
she so vailable
she chore for dolla
(who?)
mi ghetto sushi!
mi ghetto sushi!

she say
" oh mi so horny
oh mi so hornie
mi love you longthyme"

by Mitchell Griswold |
Categories: cute, fun, humor, humorous, lust, sexy,

It would be Nice

It would be nice to make a wee bit of love.
But only if you wish, I don't mean to shove.

It would be nice and so thoughtful of you
If you'd warm to the idea of a lil’ bitty screw.

It really doesn't matter, I'm not so horny you see.
But it would be nice if you were hornier than me.

by Kporho Vwede Daniel |
Categories: 7th grade,

Virgin boys

VIRGIN BOYS

Amongst others we are virgins
Their quest is to devour virgins
They claim to be the saint
Yet we are truly innocent

We don't activate like slay kings
Who will never wear you rings
They will wear you lice 
But virgin boys don't lie

Always in their horny mood
Yet we plan a honey moon
All they need is score goal
But we love and never let go

©Kporho Vwede Daniel

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