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Love Poems About Honk or Honk Love Poems
by Jack Ellison |
Categories: wisdom,

A Bumper Sticker



“Honk and drive if you love sweet Jesus” “Text and drive to meet Jesus in pieces” You are duly warned Did you hear that horn Pay attention or your chance increases


by poesy relish |
Categories: family, home, nostalgia, patriotic,

My home

The cozy bed, the alarm, a fight to be first in choice The honk, the rush and late for breakfast, moms voice An abode brimming with love, happiness, dreams A place of daily tiffs and of silly screams home is where love exist, where family gleams The familiar nature green and blooming a surrounding, strangers yet loving it is a prodigous family bound by the oneness Treading together no matter how streanous home is where my heart dwell, my country indegenous © Nadiya (26 Jan '15)
*Placed 6th in the contest 'home sweet home' on 20th May 2015 by Skat A.

by Stephen Kilmer |
Categories: addiction, angst, loneliness, lost, love,

Broken Trombones

Dark and lonely
A cave in my soul
Dripping with emotion
A tidal flood
Encrypted in my heart
An arrow through a lark
Broken trombones
And old sousaphones
Honk into the night
I'm a rain dog that bites
I am a rattle snake 
That wants to fight
There’s no love here
There never has been
You ask me for my hand
It’s a shaker and a tam
No thank you ma’am
I'll take my chances 
On snake eyes
And remove the scales
That tie
So don’t come looking
For sunlight
It’s damp and dreary here
For a heart that is closed
This is no place for you dear

by Julie Grenness |
Categories: bible, blessing, faith, happiness, jesus, peace,

MEETING JESUS

I heard a joke along the way,
Honk if you love Jesus this way,
Text if you want to meet Him today!
Made me smile, slow down,
No need to rush and frown,
Let's pace ourselves this way,
Slow down on the roads, okay?
Honk if you love Jesus this way,
Text if you want to meet him today!
Let's have a Peace and Happiness Day!!!!

by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Honk Is You Love Sex



Honk if you love sex, the sound would be deafening Not much chance the honking would start lessening By the grins on your kissers And the stroking of your whiskers It's brightens your day and was really refreshing © Jack Ellison 2015

by Patricia Leonaitis |
Categories: animals, funny, imagination, pets, me,

TALK TO ME!

I love to hear you speak
Ever if your voice is just a squeak!
Anything is better than this quiet,
I may go out and start a riot!

Do you think I'm too fat?
Or are you just being a brat!
Do you want me to fall flat?
Sorry but I won't do that.

Some days you will never speak-
I feel like throwing you in the creek!
Are you showing a mean streak?
Or has someone tied up your beak?

I know you're just a goose-
But that is no excuse
For all this non-verbal abuse,
Come on, let me hear you break loose!

Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
              LOL  

Just a little fun with rhyme and story. Hope you enjoy.

by Mike Hauser |
Categories: funny,

Philmon The Mad Scientist

Everyone in town knows
Philmon is a mad scientist
It's not his little hunchback buddy
Or the crazy smocks in which he's always dressed

It's not the lighting clouds over his house
Or the strange sounds from which his basement grew
No, it's not any of those things
That gives the town it's clue

It's not all of the darkened birds
That hang out on his fence
Or his subscription to weird science weekly
And on what it is his time is spent

Not even when things always turn up missing
Down at the local graveyard
No, it's the "HONK" if you love Mad Scientists sticker
On the bumper of his car

by Mike Hauser |
Categories: funny, humor,

Philmon The Mad Scientist-Scary Holloween Edition

Everyone in town knows
Philmon is a mad scientist
It's not his little hunchback buddy
Or the crazy smocks in which he's always dressed

It's not the lighting clouds over his house
Or the strange sounds from which his basement grew
No, it's not any of those things
That gives the town it's clue

It's not all of the darkened birds
That hang out on his fence
Or his subscription to Weird Science Weekly
And on what it is his time is spent

Not even when things always turn up missing
Down at the local graveyard
No, it's the "HONK" if you love Mad Scientists sticker
On the bumper of his car

by Mike Hauser |
Categories: humor, scary,

Philmon The Mad Scientist- Halloween Edition

Everyone in town knows
Philmon is a mad scientist
It's not his little hunchback buddy
Or the crazy smocks in which he's always dressed

It's not the lighting clouds over his house
Or the strange sounds from which his basement grew
No, it's not any of those things
That gives the town it's clue

It's not all of the darkened birds
That hang out on his fence
Or his subscription to weird science weekly
And on what it is his time is spent

Not even when things always turn up missing
Down at the local graveyard
No, it's the "HONK" if you love Mad Scientists sticker
On the bumper of his car

by Anil Deo |
Categories: allegory, allusion, bereavement, care, drug, mythology,

LIMERICK LESSON 20170917

There was a bright preacher named Justus
His bumper said "Honk if you love Jesus"
If you wish to quickly meet Him
Continue with your driving while texting -
A lesson for some Memorial Service