To My Friend With Benefits
I really like to sit and rhyme;
It really helps to pass the time
Between our next enchanted night
Of twisted, carnal, sweet delight.
I know you think you’re just a lay,
But now you know: I’m here to stay.
It’s so much more than just your tits;
Your jokes and gags have me in fits.
It’s so much more than just your ass:
I really dig your sense of class.
I know it hasn’t been that long,
I know the timing’s not the best,
But man, these feelings sure are strong;
You’re so much different than the rest.
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