There's Love In That Thar Computer
You know I really love my computer
Coz all my Soup friends live in it!
Since the advent of the computer generation
Can't list them all, time doesn't permit
Youse guys are all so close to my heart
Every one has your own special place
From countries near and across the globe
What a fabulous way to start my day
Feel all mushy with a tear in my eye
A sentimental old geezer for sure
Never before have I felt so much love
Even you gentlemen have your allure
To clarify, you male dudes, it's strictly platonic
So in case you get any ideas
Squish 'em right now, I only love ladies
As well as pussy cats and cheetahs
Where in the world did “cheetahs” come from
They'd likely rip me apart, as smile
So don't try snuggling up to one any time soon
They're not swayed by your male guile
© Jack Ellison 2015
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