Love Poem: Ishcaduata
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Written by: Gary Fields

Ishcaduata

Introduction: This is a new word which should be added to the English language
to the English dictionary, as in that it is not already there!  I am now introducing
this newest of word's and if you ask me why, well then " I don't Know!  It mean's
just that I don't know.  This word can sometime's deplict to be graphic and sometime's taken literally in it's most common form.



Ishcaduata   (ish-ca-duata)

Some say that it could be British
But, I don't know
You can call it American
And here we go
Because I could ish-ca-duata anywhere
I can do it in a chair
No matter how many times we do it
The people, they only stare
You can ish-ca-duata any time
You can ish-ca-duata
Your house or mind
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You can ish-ca-duata
Ish-ca-duata with a close friend'
You can do it in the kitchen
You can do it in the den
I like to ish-ca-duata
I do it in my jeans
I can ish-ca-duata wearing
Almost anything
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I can ish-ca-duata-du
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I can ish-ca-duata-di
I can ish-ca-duata-cee
Till it make's me pee
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I, Ish-ca-duata when it's kind of slow
I even ish-ca-duata in the snow
But, if you want to know
Exactly what it mean's
Well, I can tell you
That is is exactly what it seem's
All that I can say is that 
It mean's I don't know
And that is just about as far
As it go
And when I go to the spell-check
To ask the question
It always' tell me
Their is no suggestion
O'h, Ishcaduata