DECODING a FractioN of the ENGLISH LANgUAgE?
Here is a fraction of half the
Examples which I call decoding.
Yeah decoding the Inglish language.
Hey now hear in this damnation
The Inglish dominance is learned
And deplorable.
All right alright. And just how did
You sleap last knight? Ah ha hoho!
The knight was gloryous. We the
Postering population was quite
Quiet. I say the more of US the merryer!
Or the moor of US the scaryer!
Hmm is that TRUth TRUE?
We trust u must no this and plus
The gist of it is we have know resun
TWo lye. DU we lie with Lyers?
After all what else wood we du?
Due u no the anser? Do u and you
No the anser to-- how manee hears
EYE have Up on meye hed? And Y R U
Balled? Speek up do not B missLed
A stray. Ah so let us sea then now.
The letter W was once a double U
Then later became a double V.
U C. You sea? Mak know no misstak
About it. Wile Eye hav you their.
Eye kneed two ask who really cares
About decoding the English language?
It must have ben a secret slanguage
Before it became a standard bit of
Average Inglish. Is that absurd?
Did you here me? Oh eye
See you R mayb def. Mmm. What
Is welcome or wellcome a
well coming? Wel, Here's the cusp at
the cleft. In Inglish a heir is a hair is a hare is
We be here four U hear we R. We
Are higher. We will hire you if u R
Rite for the job. If you aspire,
Appropriately. We breathe hier air
To. Do we not? We have not forgot.
Yeh, of corse we du. For instance
It be gins again agan agan into
Persistence!
The free and freer fearing fierce
Firing from far and fair one. How
Fare are they? Do thay faer us? Due
They? Hair us? Com with the
Anser kwikly! What due you say
Bcuz all of these wurds to me
Seems tu b connected. Do you
Think so? Is their actually an
Alphabetical conspiracy? Wat is
The Truth? The tooth of it? Speek
With your good teeth. Know this
That all these truths R tru Blu
And the truth to the tooth WILL always
B. No-thing Ill of will aspire
Greatfully. Do u regret we be truthfully?
Know we do not ever! Always
Forever dwelling in resplendence.
Reminiscing in remembrance.
TRUTH is beautiful!!!
Remember and recall this!!!
Do not evr fourget it.
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