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Love Poem: Birth control
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Written by: Lewis Raynes

Birth control

Oh beautiful birth control, how wonderful you play, 
You bring so much joy to my life.
You’re like my religion, I can embrace everyone, 
Especially my neighbour’s blonde wife.

Every morning after, I fall, fall from grace off my bed, 
Fall right onto my knees and pray.
I pray to you, my birth control friend, 
No kids spawned from me, not from this castaway.

Oh my beautiful birth control, I love you so much,
I love how you conquer from her trench.
Now, I need to prepare for tonight’s sexy battle, 
I need to clean, and remake, my nightly workbench.