by Ngoc Nguyen |
Categories:
longing, love, marriage, missing you, passion, relationship, romantic,
My princess diddles on the shores of Brazil;
in clear, crude notes her lips curse in Portuguese;
her lewdness makes the earth and sun stand still--
what a tragedy if she were just a tease!
To gaze upon her rude face is what I don't miss;
to greet her with a vulgar, vile embrace
and kiss her sex would give her the greatest bliss--
the thought repels me and makes my heart race!
The distance between us, like a thick mist,
keeps us apart. But I by heaven swear
that someday we'll have our disgusting tryst
nevertheless in the same hemisphere.
And if she's not against waiting for me,
I'll do my best to diddle her by the sea!
by Mike Dailey |
Categories:
love, romance, social,
There once was a girl we called Spoon
Because of her round bottomed moon
When Hey Diddle Diddle
Tried to play with her middle
The Spoon said I don’t play that tune
Another gal we called the Dish
The object of my nightly wish
She was every man’s dream
But played for the wrong team
She walked with a sway not a swish
Then on a bright June afternoon
Their eyes met and they both did swoon
Then you know the rest
Despite our protest
The Dish ran away with the Spoon
by Jancarl Campi |
Categories:
trust,
oh wise mirror on the wall
please do tell me
where did i fall
did i love too much
did i love too little
did i dottle
did i diddle
i look at me
and say in awe
how the heck did you get this far
there are no regrets
well maybe
one or two
but none to set
my brain askew
i have lived an exciting life
i give all the credit
to my wife
in all honesty
i will have to say
what i see reflected
is what i am today
there is nothing two-faced about me
i say it honestly to both friend and foe
to me a handshake seals a bond
i am serious about this
with words i do not fool around
i look in the mirror and see an honest fellow
the mirror looks back and does not bellow
by Jacob Wölf |
Categories:
animals, fantasy, funny, imagination
Hey diddle diddle
Hey! wheres the fiddle?
have seen the cat any where?
Hey! He's over there
puking up his hair.......
And the cow? where is she?
Oh! she's stuck on the moon you see.....
The little dog isn't so little anymore
he's fat as can be
hes only 2foot 4
he looks like he weighs 133
Oh! and the dish......
THe dish and the spoon really ran away
And now where they ran to is where they stay
I think that they got their wish.....
lol don't u love nursery rhymes!
by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
travel,
floating down the Yangtze
many new sights I do see
happy fishermen wave to me
bass jump out of this China sea
I hum and sing we be de we
dum diddle dum diddle dee dee dee
I love the feeling of being free
as I glide my way down the Yangtze
by Amanda Elder-Hahn |
Categories:
child, fun, happiness,
Diddle daddle
Shes only three
Life in her mind
Is like smelling the roses
Dirt between her toes and bugs in her hair
Oh the joy it brings to her face
Weeds turn to flowers and in vases they go
Dancing is a must to the wind and the birds
Mud pies and berry cakes
Oh the thing you can bake
On sundays we go to Jesus house
We dance and sing for him everyday
Loves to learn aboit her father above
She loves it all, though her favorite thing of all
Is getting snuggles from mommy and future stepdaddy
And before she closes her eyes
She softly utters
"I love you mommy and daddy"
We kiss her goodnight
For shes creating another adventure for tomorrow.
by Chetta Achara |
Categories:
love,
I would not go out of my way to see the cow
jump over the moon.
I would not go out of my way to see the dish
runaway with the spoon.
I would not go out of my way to hear
the little dog laugh or the cat play the fiddle.
But, hey diddle diddle, I would go out and move
that mountain if it kept me from being with you.