Love Poems About Camel or Camel Love Poems
by Sunlite Wanter |
Categories: christian, christmas,

I Am Santa Claus

I Am Santa Claus

I am the wise men bearing thoughtful gifts,
Whether reindeer, camel, both with His star.
Drove by that spirit who wants to give joy,
From North to South and all places afar.

The same Spirit prompted St. Nicholas, too,
To fill the needs of all children and poor.
Though red and white fluffy belly am I, 
Someone whispers to me from door to door.

When you are touched with warmth to share yourself,
When you want to make happy someone else,
With gifts and smiles and songs of the Christ Child,
Stop, be still, listen to His peace a while.

Remember the stuff of which I am made,
Peace, joy, love, kindness, gentleness always.

by Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories: funny, happiness, lost love, passion, people, romance, i love you,

My Sweet Camel Toe, Where'D You Go

Where'd you go?
oh where did you go
my precious camel toe?

played me like a fiddle
with your bubbly middle
you're such a skanky hoe
but I love you so
camel toe
camel toe

we had magic
we had fire
purple sweatpants my desire
come back camel toe

victory! camel toe
you're the villain 
you're the winner
with your puffy 
wedgied center

camel toe
camel toe

you're my sassy hoe
you're my Christmas snow
gone like cold wind blows
with your return
my member grows

I miss my camel toe
where'd you go?
sweaty sweetie 
camel toe

by Venessa Lisa Asvat |
Categories: beautiful, body, humorous, image, me,

Laugh Out Loud

I look in the mirror and what do I see
Cellulite and stretch marks
Body perfect, that is me

I turn to the left and then to the right
My butt is way too big
But my tummy gave me a fright

I laughed out loud and nearly choked
I looked like a naked camel
Who needed to be stroked

I see my beauty and yes my flaws
If there has to be gravity
There has to be certain laws

Laugh at yourself
Hug yourself tight
Love every inch of you
Laugh aloud-despite...

by Daver Austin |
Categories: devotion, faith, peace

Christmas Miracles (Five Haiku

nearly twelve o’clock
our tabby opens one eye
distant   “Oh  ho  ho!”

this one special night
the hen house door stands open
wily fox retreats

some little green men
from God knows where    see the light
       bow in silent prayer

meanest man on Earth
on his camel    hears the babe
vows eternal love

he trusted the Star
when the shepherd left his flock
wolves    by Star    transfixed

by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun,

Paul's Camel Tahli

Paul's camel Tahli loved  Dr. Oetker
                            Mugged for the camera of  Baker
                                   And went out for a date
                                With Oetker's daughter Kate
                          He was out of date as a love maker

by Black Eyed Susan |
Categories: funny,

Helen of Troy

Her “face could launch a thousand ships”
It was love at first sight as I watched her strip
Till her camel toe
Began to show
And I realized she didn’t have lips!


by Dustin Self |
Categories: adventure, funny, magic,

Magic Carpet

Racing through the night sky
high above the sand.
Just bought a magic carpet
cause' I've finally sold my land.

I use to ride a camel
but their to stinking hot.
Just flew right past an airbase
I hope I don't get shot.

I'm going to see my honey.
The one who has my heart.
I still have lots of money
so we can finally make a start.

I land on kelly's rooftop
to show off my new ride.
She jumps right on and off we go
smiling side by side.

We ride around for hours
and time just seems to pass.
I love my magic carpet
cause' it don't use any gas!

Dustin Self (magic carpet contest)

by James Horn |
Categories: analogy,

Terrific Tour With Much Allure

God took me on terrific a tour
Of today that had much allure;
Singing birds with still flowers;
Ringing bells from His powers.

We watched a football game;
Lion in zoo who was tame;
While an elephant did trump;
Camel on sand with a hump.

People were in pleasant parish;
Loved priest who we do cherish;
When we heard it when virtual,
His ideas Biblical and neutral.

Will do what God did command;
Bring love and peace on the land;
Always be leader and a guide;
Punish all those who have lied.

Things are back to normal again;
God would free us from each sin;
We were nice and will behave;
From temptation sure to save.

by Jeremy Street |
Categories: angel, art, autumn, love,

Camel Calls, She Saw Hee Haw

....My *itch ?
Now, whether you believe
It or not ? Your *** is mine how ironic
Peter piper this ancient viper: playing it's hand
Spinning numbers in a foreign land ? Iconic super phonic 
Hypnotized mesmerized robotic time on a mission from prince pillar
Their cyber space thriller blowing out these candles is everybody, here ?
Rent the tent her species his flee shes kong's balls inside love's stall a donkey.

by Johnny Rhinem |
Categories: angel, art, autumn, love,

Book of Matthew Chapter Seventeen Verse Thirteen

Everyday time awakens unto the same old scenes....
With our honey as locusts meals and camel hair dreams 
Saying yes, Lord, but even the dogs eat at crumbs which fall
Aneath their Master's table: 'O woman, your faith is strong; thus
Be it as you will ? Gathering mustard seeds from atop her mountains
Cast, into this churning sea: chasing his chaff, unto their edge of another
Horizon rising about love's crest piercing sickles to carry away an age gone by.

by Hairy Harry |
Categories: i love you, romance,

Ode To Manliness

I'm a manly man babe.
Come drink some holy Gatorade.

Humps on my camel remind me of all the funs.
I've had in the sun with your hambergur buns.

Buns buns buns and manly manly men.
Is it just a b00ty call,
when you ask me to go to the mall?

Don't steal those rubbers,
you don't need them in the bathroom.

Shrek is love and 
Shrek is life.

If you don't appreciate me for who I am,
go drink coffee.

Let me tie you to the bed,
and dance on your head.

Love me,
because I am the ode to Manliness.

by Sarah Green |
Categories: happiness


So what is allowed?
Can I rob a bank?
Kill someone?
Fall in love?
Move to Texas?
Move the couch?
Finish that floor?
Do the dishes?
Make her do the dishes?
Get to work on time?
Read to my child?
Let her read to me?
See the Alps?
Ride a camel?
Feed the dog?
Backpack across Ireland?
Join the military?
Join the rotary?
Have a beer?
Have a baby?
The question , it turns out, is not what I'm allowed.
It is exactly what I'm capable of.
I think I'll take a nap.
Who knows what's next.

by Unseeking Seeker |
Categories: forgiveness, love, spiritual, violence,

Eye of the Needle

Eye of the needle “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” ~ Matt 19:24 *************** Scarred by violence of estranged silence, soul behind the screen, loses it’s bright sheen. Thought ripples in space, lost agendas chase, yet what’s left behind, are fetters that bind. Love resource deployed, infused in the void, leaves no residue, as bliss beats renew. Watch ego undress, when love makes ingress; as boundaries blur, joy begins to stir. Cleanse heart’s aversion by soul immersion in the stream of bliss, of soul to soul kiss. 24-May-2022

by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,

Dilbert Dung Beetles Delicacy

Mr. Camel is fascinated by his friend Dilbert Dung Beetle’s diet.
He thinks eating up excrement, feces and manure is a riot.
It is tasty! Delicious! You should try a salty elephant pie!
Dilbert Dung Beetle says. You would love it if you gave it a try!

Mr. Camel watches Dilbert dig in, gulping down gobs of the stuff.
He thinks it must have a weird smell, but Dilbert can’t get enough.
You might sample a tiny bit Dilbert says, it is delicious you see!
Mr. Camel shakes his head and says “Sorry, it does not appeal to me.”

by Angel Gaju |
Categories: absence, emotions, lost, meaningful, solitude,

Just Like

Just like the reflection from the sun 

Just like the flash of lightning 

Just like the morning dews on the grass 

Just like the splashing of the waves on the shore 

Just like the blurriness of the clouds 

Just like the tossing of trees 

Just like running after the winds 

Just like the singing birds in the rain 

Just like the camel entering the needle 

Just like the twinkle in an eye 

Just like being in the middle of a sea  

Just like being a stranger on an island 

Just like the untold story 

Just like love with no reciprocal 

Just like living a people-pleasing life 

Just like living a life that is not yours

by Roy Austin |
Categories: life, love, peace, visionary,

Not of Ergot (Vision)

Am unready for the substance
    of the bodhi tree,
I will drink the cactus  rain
    and wait for glory,

but is that water just the heat
    tempting me to cross,
are those desert blossoms my
     infinite regress ?

And will I ever be the same
    where those sand dunes blow,
if my time has come and gone
    will I ever know ?

Will I be lost unto my self
    if the vision stops ?                                           
I will lay just where I am
    ‘til  the penny drops !

Seeing through the unborn self here
    Through the unborn eye.
made that green oasis, my

at one to leave or part with ease,
set down the camel on it’s knees.

by Gavin Joachims |
Categories: forgiveness,

Love Cleansed This Soul

I’ve searched the deserts of my soul.
Yes, countless miles and times.
Thirsting for a place where love
could quench, this troubled will.

And so, I roamed those stead less hills
on a camel draped with gold.
Glittering noughts, I had to give.
Love was mere wanton goad.

But now, I have (just) me that’s left.
And You, my thirst relief.
Oasis of this Magi’s tref
Love, cleanse this soul its grief.

by Jagdish Bajantri |
Categories: adventure, business,

Pull the Bull

Pull the bull 

Walking in a street chewing 
The grain color of brown  sound 
of teeth lips of camel 

Never understand why everyone 
eat and drink 
 To give energy to their 

Pull the bull to bring the 
Love like you pray for 
Gain of  hot ride in bullcard 

Bone of fish stuck in a nail of 
Legs bell of rope tie on the neck
 to pull the bull 

With love all 
Jagdish bajantri

by Jan Hansen |
Categories: best friend, child, dream, first love,

Long Legged Ruminant

Long-legged ruminant 

So, you think a camel is an ugly animal
with kissable lips and the eyes of
Marilyn Monroe, and yield low-fat milk
I bet you didn’t know this.
When four wheels stop in the sand of Sahara
the camel with padded feet trudges along
The beast smelled like hell, but who cares
when it brings to an oasis.
Sweet dates, cold water and languor under
palm trees, a dream come true
It was the trusted camel who found the way.
Have you ever tasted camel cheese?

by Elton Camp |
Categories: angst,

The Nsa Has a Dream

The NSA Has a Dream

By Elton Camp

The NSA had a pleasant dream
And such a delight it did seem

If only a way could be found
To follow each person around

Know the things that they say
Whether by night or by day

See the messages they send
Even to family and friend

Pictures to scrutinize too
We would love that to do

Put them universally out there
Individuals the expense to bear

Oh, that would be so ideal
All their privacy to steal

How wonderful the truth to face
Such devices already in place

The “cell phone” name is nice
Aka “NSA Tracking Device”

The nose of the camel in the tent
Thus, soon, the rest of him went

by Frederic Gray |
Categories: death, loss, military, war,

I Was Not With Him When He Died

I was not with him when he died
Though he was not alone
His friends were riding right beside,
Their flesh torn from the bone.

Fuel oil and some fertilizer
Plus a dollar blasting cap
One enormous atomizer
One gigantic thunderclap

Low tech weapon in a ditch.
Can't distinguish which from which.
Indiscriminately murders
Fighters, biters, camel herders.

No one saw them when they died
I should have been there by his side
My heart was all he had of me,
My tears his love will never see.

The fuel oil warms my house today
The fertilizer, stashed away
To feed the plants when I'm away.
The blasting cap awaits in kind
In the ditches of my mind.

by Jagdish Bajantri |
Categories: age, angel,

Talk Away

Talk away 

Seems you need a time to ride on the horse of wish camel 

Seem i wait for the time to get a hug from your body cent and die like a bunch of flowers on your foot 

Seems you want to stop arranging my talk because it's seems awfully quiet good to know about me and my love 

Seems i die with out seeing my love which I saw into your eyes when we talk away in land of love 

With love all 
Jagdish Bajantri

by Jay Narain |
Categories: nature,

An interview with a grain of sand

quote:  " Life is Dry as a desert, lest you find the oasis of love" .. Tanu Vermani

In timeless talk, with a grain of sand I sat,
From beaches wide to river's flat.

Voiceless, yet with tales profound,
Ages old, and wars unbound.

Through time's vast expanse it flew,
With camel caravans it grew.

Desert battles, blood-stained land,
Sands bear witness, silent stand.

On beaches, joy and love they share,
Sand castles rise, dreams declare.

Sculptures formed, by hands that craft,
In shifting dunes, a moonlit draft.

Amongst it all, a whispered plea,
Unity brings salvation, see.

by Sam Harty |
Categories: love,

I loved you

I loved you 
but I didn't know 
how to show it
I always seem 
to blow it.

I loved you
such patience
and trust
but as usual 
I was too much.

I loved you
your soft 
sweet voice
but I pushed 
so hard you really 
had no choice.

I loved you
but I didn't 
pay attention 
to where we 
were heading
and it was finally 
the straw the 
camel was dreading.

I loved you
but I didn't listen
now I'm all alone 
and it's you
that I'm missing.


by Sabahat Batool |
Categories: dedication, deep, destiny, devotion, dream, emotions, faith,

Sassi Punnuh

Sassi Punnuh

All are foes, dear all are foes
In vale of world, in lanes of love
Camel , camel men and brothers
O beauteous lass, O lady dove
Sea of love to death it furthers

Wind is foe, which carries with it
Punnuh's love with his footnotes
Wherest went thy Cupid, Psyche?
For thee once Who burnt the boats! 
Fifth one foe is sun of gold
Which on sungold sands not sets
Sixth one foe is heavens high
Who gaze at thee with wistful eyes
Seventh foe of Sassi's Moon
Goes it once comes never soon