Love Poem: Your Wonderful Mother
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Written by: Frank Polyak

Your Wonderful Mother

Your Wonderful Mother

I hate to talk about your mama, she's a good old soul,
She's got as hump backed pussy and a rubber asshole,
She's got nipples on her titties as big as a plum,
She's got scales on her ass that's tight as a drum,
She's got somthin' 'tween her legs called "sweet love jam",
It smells like shit but it's good, goddamn!
Yo ho ho and a bottle full rum,
She's so good she makes a dead man come!