What You Say To a Cat What a Cat Thinks
What you say to a cat what a cat thinks
I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s a bookshelf I know you think you could jump up that’s a picture where are you going turn around. Mz tail talks be nice to the Chihuahua? He eatz my foodz my litter deposits. You see me not bop him I swat him run. You barfed on my sheets, not on that! Knock it off! Don’t please don't knock it on to the floor... Knock off... Hey, earbuds not toys for the fur babies! To play with? Here a toy for fur child... no NO! Fuxkoff! Death to earbuds, shoo laces see, I eat these, I’z kills your string, see string kill string, kills fuzzy things! Stop licking your butt! Licking, kicking, l stop biting, booping I’z poop them out, ouch! In box go. I found something in the litter box, know not what that is? Dear God! After you play with my earbuds… NO! Kitty! Kitty? Gotta hack up hair balls! Lick balls, I keep clean. I leave presents, a thang, l kill for you! Don’t you like? No? Go a way! ICK! Gotta clean up, why? My pillow what do you want? Attention? Is that what you want? Is that what…why? You’re bugging the f-out of me! Treats? Fluffy nuts! Stop licking those things… What are you? …I’z not a dog. Scratching! Eat it? Fleas get off! Scratching… That, oh… don’t touch!? NO! Damn! You Too. Hey get off! There mez running at 2am chasing, Mousees! Noisees! Gotta kill! Hunt! l’mz the predator! Part of that wont stop. What are you up, too! Don’t hit that! Stop knocking things off the shelf! You know what time is it itz 5 am feed me huumenz!
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