What is up with Santa?
I mean, I do not know;
Has fame gone up to his head?
Has he fallen off his sled?
Why can’t he get with the times?
Think of some new catchy lines?
Drop the Ho, Hos, lose some weight,
With no beard he’d look great!
If he wants not to be seen
Why it’s red, not khaki green?
Why not get some stealth tech deer
No one’d know, he’s far or near,
Say he followed all the trends,
Would our children love him then?
If he knocked or rang the bell
Like the man from DHL?
I guess it is our own biz
To keep him the way he is,
Priceless smiles and precious memories
Of young and much older babies...