Love Poem: Verbal Intercourse
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Written by: James Lewis

Verbal Intercourse

Strap ya helmet on 
and while you at it 
pass the keys, we'll 
ride and eat on 
words for dinner, 
homie pass the 
peas,

I don't do this on 
purpose, it's the 
way things have to 
be, I'll smack these 
kids without a 
daddy, little 
bastards please.

Expand your mind a 
bit and you can 
comprehend the 
flow, there's no 
amor for garden 
tools cause we 
don't love them 
hoes,

let William foot the 
Bill that Matt can 
wipe his feet on 
quick, my potna 
Rich concurs the 
other Richard's just 
a Dick.

These words can 
read like any book, 
don't be afraid to 
look, goodfellas root 
for guys in movies 
living life like 
shnooks,

you'll never freeze in 
coal that people 
use to feed the 
heat, I spank on my 
filet mignon 
therefore I beat my 
meat.

Go 'head and make 
a pizza out of $100 
notes, cause all 
you need is sauce 
and cheese with 
lots of flattened 
dough,

your car breaks 
down in traffic? 
Lose your shoes 
and get a tow, and 
whilst you wait get 
stoned with lots of 
dro that rock ya 
dome.

They call me Mr. 
Heinz cause you're 
in back and can't 
catch up, you'll get 
the FICA treatment 
when I'm taxin 
that's whasup,

and that's no 
homosexual, I'm 
happy cause I'm 
gay, my pounds are 
like my methods so 
it's 2-8-0 my weigh.

I hope y'all get the 
message how 
it's 'sposed to come 
across, I clean my 
teeth with currency 
so yes indeed I 
floss,

the doctor wants to 
rush and send the 
people to their day, 
I guess it's safe to 
say he has no 
patience either way.

My wordplay is a 
blessing like the 
other side of sin, 
when makin love it's 
guaranteed I will 
arrive again,

so come and join 
the sideshow 'cept 
the magic isn't blue, 
I wear my t-shirts 
circle necked when 
rollin with my crew.

To read is 
fundamental but to 
not is dumb as hell, 
some people love 
stupidity, I wish the 
others well,

my word'll slide 
inside a chick and 
keep her tunnel hot, 
it's verbal 
intercourse 
vernacully I've 
touched the spot.