Valentine Shmalentine
Valentine Shmalentine
I can't stand you half the time
Love is the root of all evil
So why is hate a crime?
Keep your chocolates
I hope they freaken melt
I hope all your roses die
Screw your card it's so "heartfelt"
Keep your stupid sappy talk
And that stupid ugly bear
Valentine your shmalentine
But keep all that crap over there!
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