Love Poem: Toast To 36-24-36
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Written by: Bhaavya Pahuja

Toast To 36-24-36

Fat is beautiful, thin is beautiful too. Black is beautiful, so is white. Isn't beauty subjective? Aren't we crystallizing 'arbitrary constructs' way too much? And ending up victimizing that stranger, that friend, our very own selves? The poem examines this. 


Every morning when the mirror greets her
She would scorn and yell things bitter

"Thick fat of skin
More like trash-bin
Speckled like a corpse rotten 
Duh, or a desert of fossil forgotten"

Until one day when she would hashafashasha away her noodles
Her eyes fall on a pamphlet colored in blue, beneath her plate of snickerdoodles 

The words written come sailing through the air
As if she has found kryptonite to her everyday nightmare
"Plastic surgery" it reads in bold
"Why  miss on your 'perfect' 36-24-36, get rid of the ugly folds"

Satire smirks
Irony laughs
And she sneaks to the address 

To the house of illusions
To the purgatory of euthanasia 
Euthanasia of innocent hearts
That could fit beauty only in the diameters of  36-24-36

Three days in future returns she
Floating in an island of glee
Amidst the ocean of audience - 
In real and virtual world 
That would now "wohoo!" and "ahoy!"
To her perfect body of contours and curves
Fabricated with intricacy-
"A work of art!"

Satire smirks
Irony laughs
And she cheers
And waves to them all!

This newly found stardom is beautiful indeed
As she would prance to the symphony of her own queendom feed 

One fine day
In sunny May
She undoes her heels
To keep them in the shelf, kneels

When BAM! 
Her nerves jam
Blood oozes
Pain booms
Perplexed and in pain, she shouts 
And calls out. 

Thirty - eight months, her breaths, she hauls
In excruciating pain and hopeless bawls
The pockets of blood and fluids wouldn't cease to ooze out
"Dang! I would have been the happiest with my protruding snout."

The plastics couldn't be undone
So she wriggles in the lanes of Manhattan 

Then arrive the cruel blossoms of March
When her body couldn't anymore bear the brooding discharge 

"Euthanasia", she hears the whisper 
beneath their bony nose
And mumbling lips of melancholy 
Yet, she seconds the decision, to free herself from the long standing agony

The room is cold and blue
Final words she murmurs, still ballyhoo-
"The spring has sprung
The songs have been sung
... Only if I had recognized that I was since forever beautiful and young.”