The Photo On the Nightstand
After a long night of non stop love making,
the gentleman became visually shaken.
He noticed a photo of another man
placed next to the bed on the woman's nightstand.
"Is this your husband?" he asked nervously.
Snuggling up to him she replied, "No, Silly."
He then asked, "Is he your boyfriend then?"
"No," she replied giving his ear a nibbling.
"Is it your dad, your brother?." he asked hoping to be reassured.
"No, but you're so hot when you're jealous," was her answer.
Frustrated, he demanded, "Well then who in the hell is he?"
She whispered in his ear, "That's me before the surgery."
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