Being a good person will take you far Like one wheeled bicycles and dead battery cars If you do your best things will turn out fine Like gas on fires and bread with no yeast Those jeans still fit Like my hand in yours and yoga pants on a fat girl Falling in love is fabulous Like smelly garbage trucks and moldy fruit Falling out of love is easy Like rocket science and scaling cliffs If you love someone they will love you back Like cats love dogs and gay men love straight women Like you love me….