Love Poem: The Happy Marriage Recipe By Caren
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Written by: Caren Krutsinger

The Happy Marriage Recipe By Caren

I am proud to say that as a
natural, untamed, messy-haired
wild woman, 

my husband can be
quickly and rapidly 
completely,
absolutely
afraid, to the
brink of terror
of 
me.

I used to weigh
119 pounds, and
he much more, 
and yet, when
we first got married
I showed him my
barr-my-teeth side,
so there would be 
no misunderstanding.

This is my recipe
for a happy
marriage.