Sorry, Jack's Met His Demise
Now this is going to be a real challenge
Looking at things from a woman's perspective
How the ladies react to flattery
Do they buy it or think it's ineffective
Real behaviour that grabs their attention
If you appear like a real newbie
That's when this sweet lil mommy sets in
You're likely to win over this cutie
Don't mean to sound like a know it all
But this guy's been around for a while
On this touchy subject I'm surely no expert
But boyishness wins by a mile
Never sound slick, girls find it pompous
You're done for before you get started
Appear kinda nervous and a wee bit uneasy
Convincing her is usually the hardest
Get her attention then your instincts kicks in
You've reached the first step on the way
Don't seem aggressive, just a bit apprehensive
Like a part in a love ballet
I don't guarantee success every time
But in general you're chances are better
You'll be blushing and smiling from ear to ear
And be on the right of the ledger
This advice is invaluable but it's free of charge
I offer it as a service to guys
But don't write me letters if it doesn't work out
I'll say, “Sorry, Jack's met his demise”
© Jack Ellison 2015
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