So How Has Your Day Been
Let me see if I can prognosticate
The important events of your day.
Hmmmm!
I see you lying in bed and slowly waking up,
Then it's a quick trip to the bathroom.
Yeah, you’re brushing your teeth now.
Looking good so far, UH OH....
Suddenly it hits you like a brick! ...
Oh my God, I'm hopelessly in love with him!
You rush to the refrigerator
For the emergency Dr. Pepper
That you have hidden
Way down in the vegetable drawer.
You take a hit and are astounded to realize
That your robe of solitude has gone missing?
Suddenly you are naked in my arms
And I am touching you, kissing you
Everywhere the sun ever shone
And some places it hasn't....
Sound about right?
Aren't you glad you are keeping those extra
Dr. Peppers on hand these days? : -)
I am sorry but after that my heliometric axis
Was so convoluted
That my apogee aligned itself with Mars
And all I remember are surges of ecstasy
Washing over me like waves on your ocean.
After that everything goes black......!
On the whole though,
It was a very nice day, don't you think?
I know I wouldn't mind doing it again! ?
How about you? How’s that grab you babe?
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