Love Poem: She Sneezed Horrendously, a Love Story

She Sneezed Horrendously, a Love Story

She throws her head back 
And let's out from her small mouth
A huge, loud, boisterous, horrific,
But beautiful, rip-roaring, ear-splitting sneeze.

I think to myself
Where can such a petite, quiet, demure, classy lady
Get the energy to snort like a jet breaking the sound barrier?
Where does all her energy come from?

Yet doing the dishes exhausts her????
Once her sneeze drowned out a trash truck going by.
When I see her cherubic face scrunch and her nose redden
Like Rudolph’s of Santa fame, I know it’s coming.

Then the deafening sound 
Followed by spray that covers the room like mist
(that was before the Corona virus showed its ugly face)
She looks at me defiantly,
“Did ‘ja like that one?” she jokes.

“That was magnificent, Gorgeous,” I say, 
“But first, let me wipe the blood from my ears.”
Don't get me wrong, she is the world to me.
My personal angel from heaven.

When I asked God,”When can I have a mate, Lord?”
He left and in a flash returned, 
"There she is.”
What I saw was a magnificent sight.

She stood in all her glory, in her birthday suit, eyes wide open, 
I said, "You are indeed a benevolent God."
He said, “She’s yours. Now go way and don’t bother me.”
And disappeared.

I wanted her and I got her, she’s my cutie pie 
and I love her with all the love that's in me 
She’s my soul mate beyond eternity, beyond whatever comes next,
Including her horrific, ear busting sneezes.