My wife and I were virgins very young and Nieve when we met And our honeymoon was one I still can't forget I came across a sex manual very cheap in a second hand book shop Because me and my new wife didn't know what to do We thought we'd buy it and might learn a trick or two That night champagne on ice candles and rose petal bed There was only one thing I thought in my head She took a shower For about half an hour And the room wafted with sweet perfume She looked so beautiful stood by the door As all her clothes fell to the floor What a sweet delight On our long awaited wedding night We both got into bed She looked into my eyes longingly Lets read the book and find out what to do she said With a low soft voice get it read. Well we read the book Page one Hold your partner tight kiss her passionately through the night Page two Well there must have been a few pages missing no wonder it was cheap Because the second and last page said Roll over and say ''that was wonderful darling and light a cigarette'' Then go to sleep in your bed. Well we were disappointed Is that it? Some how A couple of things didn't fit. It took us ages with a new sex Manuel we read every night We finally got there and did it right. Ooh la la..... Peter Dome copyright.2014. July.