Second Chance
(This is a fictional poem)
At first things looked pretty grim.
I ignored people when they told me not to go for a swim.
I went in the lake just five minutes after eating.
If Lindsay Lohan hadn't been there, God is who I would've been meeting.
I got a cramp and I nearly drowned.
If it wasn't for Lindsay, I would no longer be around.
My life was saved by this wonderful movie star.
She pulled me out of the lake and gave me CPR.
I've been given a second chance and I'm full of gratitude.
I'll never go swimming again right after eating food.
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