There once was a few chaps named Tom, Dick & Harry Who for Hallows Eve were frightfully scary For they were trying to undress A woman you might guess And scare the pants off of Mary. So the silly spooks Tom, Dick & Harry Who in their own way were ready to marry So they each had a turn Distilled with heartburn To see who could pop Mary’s cherry. Now who was the one to win over this cheeky chick For they all tried really hard with a prickly trick But Marry had the last laugh When she gandered the scary staff At the monster of Tom’s Harry ______. ...the last word is 'stick'...geez! people...come on now lol...all in good fun! Sept.19.2018 Scary or Spooky poem Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin N/A for contest