Love Poem: Santa Buddy - a spoof of Santa Baby
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Written by: Mark J. Halliday

Santa Buddy - a spoof of Santa Baby


Yo!  Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out a bro,
You know,     with some dinero.
Santa Buddy - my lady wants to eat somewhere nice.

Yo!  Santa Buddy, do you think you could help out a friend
And send,     something I can spend.
Santa Buddy - my lady wants some jewelry with ice.

Every time you hold out your hand,
I give a contribution for my fellow man.
Every time you ring your bell,
I put a few dollars in your silver pail.

Yo!  Santa Buddy, your biggest admirer is me,
But see,       my pocket's empty.
Santa Buddy - my lady is so way overpriced!