I love the way you turn me on When we sit on our sofa on the lawn Your breakfast is the greatest dear Scrambled eggs and a case of beer I listen to each breath you take Your snoring always keeps me awake Remember walking up the hill To get some moonshine from the still A romantic dinner would be so fine Two Big Macs and a glass of shine You scratch your butt and wash my clothes You watch TV and pick your nose I'll love you forever to tell the truth And when you smile, I love your tooth.