Love Poem: Pleasing Plumpers
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Written by: Robert Pettit

Pleasing Plumpers

When a plump woman is here, why do you walk away? They will supply you with your love needs in every way. They provide their husbands and boyfriends with happiness. They’re keeping Catherines and Lane Bryant in business. No matter what most men say, I’ve found there’s a beauty in all of these fine females that other guys don’t see! Throughout the world, these nice women are easily found. They’re some of the sweetest gals that are always around. Despite all of the dieting, their numbers abound. They come in many colors and nationalities. I’ve been with so many of them; they’ve all aimed to please. Nothing’s wrong there, they consume too many calories. They feel so wonderful when they hold me in their arms. In extra-large size are their enticing charms! Those “little” girls can be left for Maurice Chevalier. Where I’m concerned, I’ll take those “bigger” girls any day!