OLDEST AND BEST VALENTINE oh dear, me-oh-my valentine’s day, all the rage the headlines – front page two weeks away, but big news and here i sit – lost my muse oh what can i do? i must invent clever words sweetest ever heard searching, everything to lose and here i sit – lost my muse this desperate thought world’s biggest box of candy a handy dandy as last resort let’s try it but no! she’s on a diet i must give up cannot even make a start save her broken heart just three words will have to do i’ll kiss and whisper, i love you