Love Poem: Old Fashioned Crush
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Written by: Samuel Durant

Old Fashioned Crush

I've got an old fashioned crush on you 
The kind that really turns your balls blue 
Stray cat slinkin' through the back yard 
Look at him slinkin', slinkin' hard 
Seems like he's goin' 
to see a fine lady cat 
Seems like he knows 
right where she's at. 
  
I've got an old fashioned crush on you 
The kind that deftly hews my manhood in two 
The kind I wrote poems about in high school 
Yeah, they stunk