Ode To Hulk
His skin is stained like the softest grass
I bet he wouldn’t need a pole to catch a bass
The way his voice sounds so gravely and rough
Makes me almost forget about him being so buff
Oh Hulk, how seeing you brightens my day
But it never lasts long, as you always seem to stray
Nevertheless, loving you could never seem wrong
And I know you would win in a fight with King Kong
Man I wish there was a way you could love me
I could try a witch, but there’s no guarantee
Someday soon, I pray, there could be a chance
We could run away and hide off in France
My handsome king would you please look this way
Without you my life would be so gray
Since you’ve appeared life’s never been dull
I just can’t seem to get it through my skull
For you would never love a girl like I
And for that reason is why I cry
My dearest Hulk, how I wish you were mine
And we could stay together till the end of time
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