Love Poem: Nerdy Confessions
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Written by: Joyce Zhang

Nerdy Confessions

Hey babe, I have a confession to make. 

When you and I first met, a perfectly inelastic collision must have happened,
Because now all I can do 
is to stay by your side. 

When you and  I first met, I know we’re a one-to-one function, 
Because you are
My only solution. 

When you and I first met, You got me falling for you, 
and I can’t stop
According to Newton’s first law. 

Babe, so tell me that you love me, 
Because you are the  
Counterclockwise torque 
That is turning me up. 

Tell me that you love me, 
Because if I am silver chloride
You must be nitric acid
The only one that can completely dissolve me 
And break into my heart.  

Tell me that you love me, 
Because I want to know that we are not two lines
On different sides of a vertical asymptote
Whose futures shall never cross. 
Give me a chance to be your nth degree taylor polynomial 
That is tangent to every little bit of you, 
So tell me that you love me.