Miss Nails married Mr. Hands And their marriage is a “Yes we can- can” He’s a go-getter and she is too They’re a power couple Who have paid their dues It’s so nice to see a couple who Understands “Through thick and thin” Because the payoff entails great dividends Mrs. Hands is a friend of mine as well Ooops, that’s an understatement hell She’s my BFF and sister too We’re not blood related Sometimes that’s misconstrued Because love conquers all And on the double we’ll be there If either one of us call