Here's my public resume For all the world to see But first, I'll introduce myself, My name is Ashley I'm an art school dropout, I don't have a degree; But I'm a diligent hard-worker Try not to judge me I attended Columbia College, As well as SAIC; Oh yeah, plus St. Xavier And Roosevelt University I transferred schools a bit Excuse my curiosity, I pray my indecision Won't impact my credibility I was once a journalism major I can write about anything My other interests include fashion, I can also dance and sing Feel free to get in contact For business inquiries I hope this impressed you, I would love if you hired me ;)