I'm giving you this present. It's a little garden elf. I feel he's kinda special, cause I created him myself! Please put him in your garden, but there's something you should know. He isn't gonna do no work! He'll just stand and watch things grow! He has a tiny silver shovel. His suit is green as grass. I think he'll give your garden, a little touch of class. He'll create a cheerful presence, with his rosy cheeks and chin. He'll catch the eye of the passer-by with his playful, impish grin! He's a sturdy little fellow. Just you wait and see and every time you look at him, I hope you'll think of me! Ralph Taylor The Sweetest Touches of Verse