I’d like to tell you about my good friend a constant companion best friends til the end she’s always been there boosting my spirits wrapping me in warmth oh isn’t she the dearest she’s super duper fun the life of the party but back in highschool it was her making me tardy everyone loves her insisting I share we pass her around but she doesn't seem to care always plenty of laughs she's guaranteed to provide passing out munchies and constant good vibes we enjoy listening to Marley and other good tunes never any bad ones she makes us immune sometimes she sparkles and then she’s way more fun everyone loves her except for... maybe the nuns even after all these years she makes me very happy I breathe her all in and I never feel crappy the best part of it all she takes away my pain she’s my good friend I call her Mary Jane