my friend victoria is into my mate saucepan
they met at jericho's gaff
he's got a hottub that's boss
she asked him what he was like
and he told her
"be frank and cordial with him;
and naturally he'll be fonder of you."
that night was a rock n roll moment
in the room and stuff of pantomime
saucepan tried to impress her by
cracking a boiled egg on his head
it hadn't been boiled
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