My Friend Kim
I have a friend whose name is Kim
and she has a dad whose name is Jim.
Kim is fun and nice, and sweet
to everyone she's such a treat!
I love Kim with all my heart
and when I'm with her i wanna fart.
Kims so special, so very dear
without her life would be so drear!
She's always my friend without sin
even when my stalker's closing in!
She passed her driving test,
and without fail she was the best!
I love it when she quotes The Ringer
and she is a great great singer!
That fatty shannon can just die,
it wouldn't matter, no one would cry.
Kim Kim I love you so
please don't change into a hoe.
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