Love Poem: Morning Breath

Morning Breath

Often in the mornings
My woman warm & lusty,
Approaches me amorously
With eyes still glued & crusty.

To offer not a breakfast, 
Not a coffee but a flood of feverish caresses,
She says will do me good.

But if it's far too early,
I just don't want to know 
My angel's lewd manoeuveres,
On a bouncy bed and so.

Laying still & farting
Or simply feighning death,
Are the only sure solutions
To my sweetheart's morning breath!!